NASCAR/Off-Topic Chat Room

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1,334 comments on “NASCAR/Off-Topic Chat Room”

  1. This man has his priorities in order.

    After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling. When asked
    what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they
    had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect,
    lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable,
    a laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

    Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist
    got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced
    and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised
    eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
    therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at
    least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”

    “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I
    fish.”

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    1. They knew this at work today. We were inundated with home baked cookies this morning. I did my rightful duty and had one or two of each.
      Somebody’s gotta do it?

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  2. Chase Elliot takes over for Junior as MPD:

    https://www.nascar.com/video/franchise/all-videos/chase-elliott-wins-2018-nmpa-popular-driver-award/

    We knew this would be the case and I’m certainly glad as the kid is very worthy.

    I didn’t watch the awards banquet because I don’t have cable anymore.
    Plus I wouldn’t have watched it even if I did because I don’t care that much for it anymore, especially if the unfunny irrelevant Jay Mohr was the MC.

    I bet that the drunken King Brian was MIA again?
    Still laying low from the public eye, well because he is a low life.

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  3. Couple thoughts floating around in my head…..did Junior attend the Letarte school of shameless self-promotion? I applaud his reasoning and honesty about the book but I am sick of the constant shilling !!!

    Anyone want to wager when the Cup series will be run by only under 25 yo drivers ?

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    1. Junior knows who puts the butter on his bread and I agree that he shamelessly promotes NA$CRAP no matter what, zero negative anything ever uttered about them “or else”.

      As much as I grew to dislike Fat Tony Stewart, I always loved how he’d call out NA$CRAP for their stupid bullshit and rigging the game. Junior STFU about criticizing NA$CRAP about the last third of his career and became a “company man” ass kisser which turned me off.

      I can expect him to plug his own stuff since he’s no longer a full time driver. Gotta keep that money coming in which is much less than it used to be because so many fans have left the “sport”.

      I do miss the good ole days when it used to be so much fun before King Brian became the manipulative bastard child that he has.

      BTW, notice that he’s still hiding out from the public since his DUI and drug arrest?
      Hoping that everyone forgets as he gets away with his crimes yet again because people with big money don’t go to prison.

      This is King Brian:

      Junior is just one more of those people telling the brat king that he is good and did a good thing (or else).

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      1. I’ll say it again, that above video clip IS EXACTLY 100% WHAT NA$CAR HAS BECOME AND IS!
        There is NOTHING that illustrates this similarity better than that episode of the Twilight Zone.

        King Brian is 100% THE Anthony of NA$CAR.

        Do what I say, never ever be negative or saying/doing anything or EVER DARE to criticize me for fucking with and fucking up everything OR ELSE!

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    2. Junior has indeed turned into a total schill. As far as the Nascar youth thing goes I agree that seems to be a trend. Maybe they are planning on a “senior” series for drivers twenty-six and up with two fifteen “stages” with a potty break between, and a podium for all drivers that finish the race, participation trophies for all. The championship will be determined by who collects the most sponsor money for the season. Special prizes will be awarded for the most creative firesuit and who has the most children out of wedlock accumulated over three seasons. And another for who has the most dramatic post-race interview, the latter to be judged by a panel of eight-year-olds.

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      1. Add to that who gets “triggered” the most, throws the biggest hissy fit temper tantrums and rewarded for it.
        Kryle will win even more that way than his peeing in the kiddie’s pool lower series as Turdota celebrates their collection of asshole jerk drivers all the more.

        You’ve sure got that right, BobB. This upcoming generation that all got participation trophies just for showing up is going to be the ruin of this country and it already is. I shudder that these losers will be the ones that have to work to pay the taxes to fund our retirement and will be the ones who have to take care of us in our old age and they will be our doctors and nurses too.
        HOLY SHIT!

        It will be just like this movie clip from “Idiocracy”:

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  4. There is a Vet, my age, who lives a couple houses up the street. He is like me in that we live alone and are fine with that but sometimes it’s hard, like on Holidays. So I took him to an AYCE buffet. We got there early before the “rush”. He ate 3 plates full of meat and mashed potatoes. We had a really nice time, the food was good and he was home by 2pm to watch Football. I was so pleased with the day.

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