Couple of thoughts….sorry to see another veteran driver (Sauter) lose his ride to a rookie(i.e. cheaper). And not surprised to hear nascar is laying people off . Despite all the crowing and hype about the ” new and improved( for the 18th time) package I think the fans have had enough…hell , Candy CRush is more entertaining than some of the racing.
Nascar has become really sad, the France family should have looked for a buyer who wanted to run it like a racing series years ago when it was worth a lot. I suspect they thought they could make money by filling seats at the tracks they own and charging fees to the other tracks and just play owner without understanding the sport after Bill Jr. passed away.
I suggest that everyone here click on the link below the article to read the comments.
They are exactly as all of us here have been saying all along.
The greedy France family are arrogant and clueless assholes with no regard as to what the fans wanted and are so stupid and still don’t get why we have all left. Not a damned one of them was ever a racer outside of Bill Sr and Bill Jr. and have no idea about why people liked the racing until King Brian wrecked it. They are all desk jockeys, corporate paper pushers and bean counters and they have absolutely no soul for the sport and no knowledge of it or the fans.
It’s all their fault, 100%. PERIOD. They deliberately alienated their existing blue collar fan base to bring in those that they wanted for fans that never liked NA$CAR or auto racing. Their political correctness, catering to just the crybabies and whiners, the dumbing down of the sport turning it all into IROC with these “equally prepared” identically shaped soap bar cars that are nothing like real stock cars at all. The “stage” heat races, the chase, their greed (always raising prices to make it unaffordable for most to ever go to a race), playing rap and hip hop crap music that most of their fans find very irritating ( I HATE THAT CRAP MUSIC) to try to look hip and cool to attract minorities who do not like and never liked auto racing in the first place and also their myriad of other completely idiotic ideas were the death knell of the once popular sport.
Fuck the entire France family. I hope that they all go broke very soon and have to work real jobs and live how like the rest of us do. I cannot think of a better family to be forced to live hand to mouth, from paycheck to paycheck than these spoiled snotty bastards.
They would have made a Kryle Bouche bobblehead, but it took waaay too much plastic to manufacture his ginormous jughead so it would cost too much to make or be affordable for anyone in the limited small fan market which it would be.
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I’d really rather have a job.”
The social worker behind the counter says, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his 18-year-old nymphomaniac daughter.
You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You’ll have an adjoining room.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year.”
The guy says, “You’re bullshitting me!”
The social worker says, “Yeah, well, you started it.”
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?”
The father thought for a moment, then answered, “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”
So the boy went to his mother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
The mother replied, “Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and to send you kids to a great university!”
The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
The girl replied, “Oh good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?”
The boy then went to his brother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
“Of course,” the brother replied. “Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?”
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?”
The boy replied: “Yes. ‘Potentially,’ you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but ‘realistically,’ we’re living with two hookers and a future congressman.”
A very Merry Christmas to my friends here. Having a somewhat calm Christmas with a couple hours of socializing and lots of quiet time. I am committed to finding the good in every day and sometimes that takes a lot of effort but it can be found! Love to you all.
In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
“I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
“The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It’s an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
brain yourselves.”
The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great
length of time, someone asked, “Well, how much does a brain cost?”
The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
female brain.”
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity blurted out the question everyone
wanted to ask,
“Why is the male brain so much more?”
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, “It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains,
because they’ve actually been used.”
Well, Christmas decorations have been in the stores since before Halloween.
Here are a few tidbits of Christmas-themed Humor.
When you feel the Grinch in you starting to come out, read these and feel free to add your own.
…and Merry last days before Christmas 🙂
If you see a fat man …
Who’s jolly and cute,
wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit,
and if he is chuckling
and laughing away,
while flying around
in a miniature sleigh
with eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,
then let’s face it…
Your eggnog’s too strong!
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Christmas is just plain weird.
What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree in your living room eating candy and snacks out of your socks?
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
Christmas is so weird on the emotions. I still get excited and love decorating and all the decorations around. But there is a missing of people and earlier Christmases in the background……guess that is true for all older people. But people do seem “nicer”.
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, who knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
I heard Comey has a little doll of himself on top his tree. Sorry. That is NOT meant to be political. I just thought it was funny. Please forgive me, whoever may be offended.
Hey guys it’s ROBBOB. I’ve been locked out of my account for the last few days and having trouble accessing it. I had to create a new account for the time being. Anyways. Those who are interested in donating to help keep the site going, I’ve sent an email out so feel free to donate if you want. Obviously it isn’t required. Merry a Christmas 🙂
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling. When asked
what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they
had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect,
lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable,
a laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist
got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced
and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised
eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at
least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”
“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I
fish.”
Tomorrow December 12 would have been Frank Sinatra’s 103rd birthday.
Less well known is his role as a crusader for racial and ethnic injustices. he was an outspoken human rights advocate.
I found some Dark Chocolate Pizzelles in a deli yesterday, not like going to a bakery in Little Italy or the village but they fit the bill for today. Now I have to check and see if any are left.
They knew this at work today. We were inundated with home baked cookies this morning. I did my rightful duty and had one or two of each.
Somebody’s gotta do it?
We knew this would be the case and I’m certainly glad as the kid is very worthy.
I didn’t watch the awards banquet because I don’t have cable anymore.
Plus I wouldn’t have watched it even if I did because I don’t care that much for it anymore, especially if the unfunny irrelevant Jay Mohr was the MC.
I bet that the drunken King Brian was MIA again?
Still laying low from the public eye, well because he is a low life.
Couple thoughts floating around in my head…..did Junior attend the Letarte school of shameless self-promotion? I applaud his reasoning and honesty about the book but I am sick of the constant shilling !!!
Anyone want to wager when the Cup series will be run by only under 25 yo drivers ?
Junior knows who puts the butter on his bread and I agree that he shamelessly promotes NA$CRAP no matter what, zero negative anything ever uttered about them “or else”.
As much as I grew to dislike Fat Tony Stewart, I always loved how he’d call out NA$CRAP for their stupid bullshit and rigging the game. Junior STFU about criticizing NA$CRAP about the last third of his career and became a “company man” ass kisser which turned me off.
I can expect him to plug his own stuff since he’s no longer a full time driver. Gotta keep that money coming in which is much less than it used to be because so many fans have left the “sport”.
I do miss the good ole days when it used to be so much fun before King Brian became the manipulative bastard child that he has.
BTW, notice that he’s still hiding out from the public since his DUI and drug arrest?
Hoping that everyone forgets as he gets away with his crimes yet again because people with big money don’t go to prison.
This is King Brian:
Junior is just one more of those people telling the brat king that he is good and did a good thing (or else).
I’ll say it again, that above video clip IS EXACTLY 100% WHAT NA$CAR HAS BECOME AND IS!
There is NOTHING that illustrates this similarity better than that episode of the Twilight Zone.
King Brian is 100% THE Anthony of NA$CAR.
Do what I say, never ever be negative or saying/doing anything or EVER DARE to criticize me for fucking with and fucking up everything OR ELSE!
Junior has indeed turned into a total schill. As far as the Nascar youth thing goes I agree that seems to be a trend. Maybe they are planning on a “senior” series for drivers twenty-six and up with two fifteen “stages” with a potty break between, and a podium for all drivers that finish the race, participation trophies for all. The championship will be determined by who collects the most sponsor money for the season. Special prizes will be awarded for the most creative firesuit and who has the most children out of wedlock accumulated over three seasons. And another for who has the most dramatic post-race interview, the latter to be judged by a panel of eight-year-olds.
Add to that who gets “triggered” the most, throws the biggest hissy fit temper tantrums and rewarded for it.
Kryle will win even more that way than his peeing in the kiddie’s pool lower series as Turdota celebrates their collection of asshole jerk drivers all the more.
You’ve sure got that right, BobB. This upcoming generation that all got participation trophies just for showing up is going to be the ruin of this country and it already is. I shudder that these losers will be the ones that have to work to pay the taxes to fund our retirement and will be the ones who have to take care of us in our old age and they will be our doctors and nurses too.
HOLY SHIT!
It will be just like this movie clip from “Idiocracy”:
You all are being very sweet to say I am nice but it was for me too. Am learning how to make my own “family” these days (and frankly, it is more enjoyable in certain ways). Don’t you feel like we live many different lives in one lifetime?
There is a Vet, my age, who lives a couple houses up the street. He is like me in that we live alone and are fine with that but sometimes it’s hard, like on Holidays. So I took him to an AYCE buffet. We got there early before the “rush”. He ate 3 plates full of meat and mashed potatoes. We had a really nice time, the food was good and he was home by 2pm to watch Football. I was so pleased with the day.
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National Cheese Lovers Day. I’m all in. Not a day goes by for me without cheese.
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January 18 was Janis Joplin’s birthday.
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RIP , Glen Wood….one of the all-time greats of the sport.
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That is sad, a true legend.
https://www.nascar.com/news-media/2019/01/18/nascar-hall-of-famer-glen-wood-dies-at-93/
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Everyone seemed to love the Woods.
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Pick two:
January 17, 2019 – GET TO KNOW YOUR CUSTOMERS DAY – NATIONAL HOT BUTTERED RUM DAY – NATIONAL BOOTLEGGER’S DAY
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Should have know you wouldn’t miss this day !!
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Karsyn Elledge is racing Thursday night at the Chili Bowl…Kyle Larson won the A last night.
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Wonder how old she is now?
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I think she is a college freshman.
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Wow! Time sure does fly! Bet she is beautiful. She was a pretty young girl!
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The last Navajo Code Talker from WW2 has passed away. The passing of a chapter of our history
.https://www.yahoo.com/news/navajo-code-talker-alfred-k-133815825.html
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Should say ONE OF THE LAST
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Our youth is now “history”.
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Carol Channing has passed away. RIP
I saw her at a benefit event at the McCallum Theater a couple of years ago, she got a standing ovation for arriving and taking her seat
.https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/carol-channing-hello-dolly-thoroughly-modern-millie-star-dead-97-131020614.html
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She sure was one of a kind.
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J. D. Gibbs (Joe Gibbs son) has passed away. Sad thing at 49 years old.
http://www.espn.com/racing/nascar/story/_/id/25740340/jd-gibbs-co-founder-joe-gibbs-racing-dies-49
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Many prayers for the Gibbs family…not my favorite team but no one should have to bury their child…God bless .
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I cannot stand the Gibbs organization at all, but I wouldn’t ever wish this upon him or them.
Wow. 49 is way too young to go.
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So sad. Loss is always hard but seems worse when the loved one is young. God Bless the Gibbs family.
And all of us.
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Couple of thoughts….sorry to see another veteran driver (Sauter) lose his ride to a rookie(i.e. cheaper). And not surprised to hear nascar is laying people off . Despite all the crowing and hype about the ” new and improved( for the 18th time) package I think the fans have had enough…hell , Candy CRush is more entertaining than some of the racing.
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Nascar has become really sad, the France family should have looked for a buyer who wanted to run it like a racing series years ago when it was worth a lot. I suspect they thought they could make money by filling seats at the tracks they own and charging fees to the other tracks and just play owner without understanding the sport after Bill Jr. passed away.
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This is an article about the layoffs that Connie mentioned in her post.
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/round-layoffs-hits-company-wide-192910910.html
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I suggest that everyone here click on the link below the article to read the comments.
They are exactly as all of us here have been saying all along.
The greedy France family are arrogant and clueless assholes with no regard as to what the fans wanted and are so stupid and still don’t get why we have all left. Not a damned one of them was ever a racer outside of Bill Sr and Bill Jr. and have no idea about why people liked the racing until King Brian wrecked it. They are all desk jockeys, corporate paper pushers and bean counters and they have absolutely no soul for the sport and no knowledge of it or the fans.
It’s all their fault, 100%. PERIOD. They deliberately alienated their existing blue collar fan base to bring in those that they wanted for fans that never liked NA$CAR or auto racing. Their political correctness, catering to just the crybabies and whiners, the dumbing down of the sport turning it all into IROC with these “equally prepared” identically shaped soap bar cars that are nothing like real stock cars at all. The “stage” heat races, the chase, their greed (always raising prices to make it unaffordable for most to ever go to a race), playing rap and hip hop crap music that most of their fans find very irritating ( I HATE THAT CRAP MUSIC) to try to look hip and cool to attract minorities who do not like and never liked auto racing in the first place and also their myriad of other completely idiotic ideas were the death knell of the once popular sport.
Fuck the entire France family. I hope that they all go broke very soon and have to work real jobs and live how like the rest of us do. I cannot think of a better family to be forced to live hand to mouth, from paycheck to paycheck than these spoiled snotty bastards.
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I guess you realize that the France family will probably not invite you to Thanksgiving dinner this year.
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Have a great weekend gang !!!
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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back bordered by a sheltering wood.
It was properly shaped and deep enough for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’
The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’
Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator.’
Some old men can still think fast.
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Heh heh heh… GOOD ONE! 😀
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Law Enforcement Appreciation Day……..this one has my vote and heart !!!
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I nearly forgot to post, today is the 77th anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attack.
Never forget.
If you haven’t been to the Memorial at Pearl Harbor trust me it is moving.
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Would like to see it.
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Talk about a strange mix, today’s birthdays:
David Bowie, Kim Jong-un, Elvis Presley, and Stephen Hawkin.
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And it would have been my grandma’s birthday today as well.
One of my favorite clips from the movie DC Cab.
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And…..it’s National Bobblehead Day !
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They would have made a Kryle Bouche bobblehead, but it took waaay too much plastic to manufacture his ginormous jughead so it would cost too much to make or be affordable for anyone in the limited small fan market which it would be.
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Sunday turned out to be Bird Day…..GO EAGLES !!!!!!
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Good one!
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Here’s me again, flippin’ the bird!
(Like I need any excuse? LOL)
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National Bird Day. I don’t even know what to say on this one. Go American Eagle!
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Majestic
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I just wanna flip many deserving people the bird!
King Brian for one!
And the entire Gibbs Turdota teams and their drivers too!
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Gorgeous.
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Actually, “gorgeous” goes to the video and to Rulez, how creative your interpretation of National Bird Day is !!!
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Don’t forget it switches to dalejrnation.wordpress.com…..I think Jan 1.
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No. Robbob’s comment says Jan 2.
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It’s January 2, we’re still here! 😀
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January 4th and still here! 😀
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Yep. As long as I can find everyone !
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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS AT THE REAL DALE JUNIOR NATION!
MAY YOU ALL HAVE THE BEST OF HEALTH, WEALTH AND PROSPERITY WITH NO WORRIES! 😀
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I LOVE THE GLENN MILLER ORCHESTRA!
THE ORIGINAL ROCK N’ ROLLERS BUT WITH BRASS INSTRUMENTS!
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A very happy , healthy and blessed new year to the best web site friends ever !!!!!
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Always makes me cry no matter who is playing or singing it.
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Wishing a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year to all my friends here.
“A year from now, you’re gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.”
Phil McGraw
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Memories for us oldies.
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Happy New Year dear friends. May this be your best year so far !
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National Bacon Day! Bet everyone is in on this one. BLTs with lots of mayo….love, love.
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Avacado on mine, please.
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I’d really rather have a job.”
The social worker behind the counter says, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his 18-year-old nymphomaniac daughter.
You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You’ll have an adjoining room.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year.”
The guy says, “You’re bullshitting me!”
The social worker says, “Yeah, well, you started it.”
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Good one.
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Potentially & Realistically
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?”
The father thought for a moment, then answered, “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”
So the boy went to his mother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
The mother replied, “Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and to send you kids to a great university!”
The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
The girl replied, “Oh good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?”
The boy then went to his brother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
“Of course,” the brother replied. “Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?”
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?”
The boy replied: “Yes. ‘Potentially,’ you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but ‘realistically,’ we’re living with two hookers and a future congressman.”
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This is a great read about Michael Andrettis horrific 1993 F1 experience I thought someone might enjoy reading. Racing is racing.
https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/theres-more-michael-andrettis-ill-170000472.html
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Merry Christmas and a Happy , healthy New Year to all my friends here . God bless you everyone !!!
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Thinking of you Connie. With you in spirit. Someone here cares.
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For the kid in most of us.
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I wish all of my friends here a very merry Christmas!
May you all have the best of health happiness and prosperity from now on!
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Same to you my friend.
P.S. The link didn’t work for me.
Windows 10 User
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https://biggeekdad.com/2016/12/hallelujah-killard-house-school-choir/
Very Moving.
Merry Christmas to all.
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Just lovely !
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A very Merry Christmas to my friends here. Having a somewhat calm Christmas with a couple hours of socializing and lots of quiet time. I am committed to finding the good in every day and sometimes that takes a lot of effort but it can be found! Love to you all.
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One for the ladies.
Brain Transplant
In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
“I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
“The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It’s an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
brain yourselves.”
The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great
length of time, someone asked, “Well, how much does a brain cost?”
The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
female brain.”
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity blurted out the question everyone
wanted to ask,
“Why is the male brain so much more?”
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, “It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains,
because they’ve actually been used.”
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Good effort, old BBB.
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Well, Christmas decorations have been in the stores since before Halloween.
Here are a few tidbits of Christmas-themed Humor.
When you feel the Grinch in you starting to come out, read these and feel free to add your own.
…and Merry last days before Christmas 🙂
If you see a fat man …
Who’s jolly and cute,
wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit,
and if he is chuckling
and laughing away,
while flying around
in a miniature sleigh
with eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,
then let’s face it…
Your eggnog’s too strong!
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Christmas is just plain weird.
What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree in your living room eating candy and snacks out of your socks?
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
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Christmas is so weird on the emotions. I still get excited and love decorating and all the decorations around. But there is a missing of people and earlier Christmases in the background……guess that is true for all older people. But people do seem “nicer”.
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Very true, I often find myself thinking of past Holidays.
Also, Iknew you would call me “nicer” someday.
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A Christmas tradition
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, who knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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I heard Comey has a little doll of himself on top his tree. Sorry. That is NOT meant to be political. I just thought it was funny. Please forgive me, whoever may be offended.
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We could make a contest of it, I choose Audrey Hepburn because she was always my Angel.
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For today, I choose Irene Dunne. She wasn’t as beautiful but I think she was a riot. She had the funniest easy wit.
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Nancy Wilson has passed away.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jazz-singer-nancy-wilson-dies-81-quincy-jones-viola-davis-rupaul-pay-pay-tribute-210130145.html
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Hey guys it’s ROBBOB. I’ve been locked out of my account for the last few days and having trouble accessing it. I had to create a new account for the time being. Anyways. Those who are interested in donating to help keep the site going, I’ve sent an email out so feel free to donate if you want. Obviously it isn’t required. Merry a Christmas 🙂
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Merry Christmas , Rob !!! And many thanks for keeping our circle of friends going !!
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It’s a nice gift you give us Robbob !
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Locked out of your own account?
The site owner?
There is no justice!
LOL
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Junior to drive the pace car at Daytona, but its a truck.
https://www.autoblog.com/2018/12/13/dale-earnhardt-jr-daytona-500-pace-truck/?ncid=edlinkusauto00000021&yptr=yahoo
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This man has his priorities in order.
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling. When asked
what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they
had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect,
lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable,
a laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist
got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced
and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised
eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at
least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”
“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I
fish.”
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BBB, you are bad.
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I try.
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Tomorrow December 12 would have been Frank Sinatra’s 103rd birthday.
Less well known is his role as a crusader for racial and ethnic injustices. he was an outspoken human rights advocate.
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I love him and Dean Martin but now I get sad listening. Don’t know why.
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ATTENTION PLEASE. PLEASE SAVE THIS URL/LINK:
Beginning January 2, 2019, the website to go to will be http://www.dalejrnation.wordpress.com NOT http://www.dalejrnation.blog
Any questions – email me at robmerrill92@cox.net
Hope all is well 🙂
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Got it, thanks for all you do Rob.
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Merry Christmas Robbob! Do you need money???? Let us know and where to send. Thanks.
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Pearl Harbor Day. Thank you to all Vets on our site.
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Chandrika, rhanks for posting.
Never forget those lost in war and those who never were the same because of war.
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Interesting Pearl Harbor attack facts.
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National Cookie Day. I’m all in!!!
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I found some Dark Chocolate Pizzelles in a deli yesterday, not like going to a bakery in Little Italy or the village but they fit the bill for today. Now I have to check and see if any are left.
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They knew this at work today. We were inundated with home baked cookies this morning. I did my rightful duty and had one or two of each.
Somebody’s gotta do it?
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Unfortunately if there are cookies around they are ALL IN ME !!!!
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RIP President George H.W. Bush
I may not have always agreed with his politics but I have always respected him as a true patriot and American Hero.
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I agree. I always thought he was a good and kind person.
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Chase Elliot takes over for Junior as MPD:
https://www.nascar.com/video/franchise/all-videos/chase-elliott-wins-2018-nmpa-popular-driver-award/
We knew this would be the case and I’m certainly glad as the kid is very worthy.
I didn’t watch the awards banquet because I don’t have cable anymore.
Plus I wouldn’t have watched it even if I did because I don’t care that much for it anymore, especially if the unfunny irrelevant Jay Mohr was the MC.
I bet that the drunken King Brian was MIA again?
Still laying low from the public eye, well because he is a low life.
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Didn’t even consider watching it,
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Congratulations to Chase. Time for someone else to take over MPD.
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Couple thoughts floating around in my head…..did Junior attend the Letarte school of shameless self-promotion? I applaud his reasoning and honesty about the book but I am sick of the constant shilling !!!
Anyone want to wager when the Cup series will be run by only under 25 yo drivers ?
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Junior knows who puts the butter on his bread and I agree that he shamelessly promotes NA$CRAP no matter what, zero negative anything ever uttered about them “or else”.
As much as I grew to dislike Fat Tony Stewart, I always loved how he’d call out NA$CRAP for their stupid bullshit and rigging the game. Junior STFU about criticizing NA$CRAP about the last third of his career and became a “company man” ass kisser which turned me off.
I can expect him to plug his own stuff since he’s no longer a full time driver. Gotta keep that money coming in which is much less than it used to be because so many fans have left the “sport”.
I do miss the good ole days when it used to be so much fun before King Brian became the manipulative bastard child that he has.
BTW, notice that he’s still hiding out from the public since his DUI and drug arrest?
Hoping that everyone forgets as he gets away with his crimes yet again because people with big money don’t go to prison.
This is King Brian:
Junior is just one more of those people telling the brat king that he is good and did a good thing (or else).
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I’ll say it again, that above video clip IS EXACTLY 100% WHAT NA$CAR HAS BECOME AND IS!
There is NOTHING that illustrates this similarity better than that episode of the Twilight Zone.
King Brian is 100% THE Anthony of NA$CAR.
Do what I say, never ever be negative or saying/doing anything or EVER DARE to criticize me for fucking with and fucking up everything OR ELSE!
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Junior has indeed turned into a total schill. As far as the Nascar youth thing goes I agree that seems to be a trend. Maybe they are planning on a “senior” series for drivers twenty-six and up with two fifteen “stages” with a potty break between, and a podium for all drivers that finish the race, participation trophies for all. The championship will be determined by who collects the most sponsor money for the season. Special prizes will be awarded for the most creative firesuit and who has the most children out of wedlock accumulated over three seasons. And another for who has the most dramatic post-race interview, the latter to be judged by a panel of eight-year-olds.
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Add to that who gets “triggered” the most, throws the biggest hissy fit temper tantrums and rewarded for it.
Kryle will win even more that way than his peeing in the kiddie’s pool lower series as Turdota celebrates their collection of asshole jerk drivers all the more.
You’ve sure got that right, BobB. This upcoming generation that all got participation trophies just for showing up is going to be the ruin of this country and it already is. I shudder that these losers will be the ones that have to work to pay the taxes to fund our retirement and will be the ones who have to take care of us in our old age and they will be our doctors and nurses too.
HOLY SHIT!
It will be just like this movie clip from “Idiocracy”:
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You all are being very sweet to say I am nice but it was for me too. Am learning how to make my own “family” these days (and frankly, it is more enjoyable in certain ways). Don’t you feel like we live many different lives in one lifetime?
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If I were that guy, I’d have ditched the stinkin’ football game and spent more time with you instead! 🙂
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National Cake Day. Bet this is for everyone. I am having a hard time deciding between German Chocolate and Velvet. Hmmmm.
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German Chocolate or Black Forest or Chocolate Molten Lava or, or, or ……….
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There is a Vet, my age, who lives a couple houses up the street. He is like me in that we live alone and are fine with that but sometimes it’s hard, like on Holidays. So I took him to an AYCE buffet. We got there early before the “rush”. He ate 3 plates full of meat and mashed potatoes. We had a really nice time, the food was good and he was home by 2pm to watch Football. I was so pleased with the day.
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May God bless you, Chandrika.
You’ve got a kind heart.
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Very nice. You are very special.
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