NASCAR/Off-Topic Chat Room


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  1. Seems I gonna have to put my big boy pants on and admit Kyle Larson is a racer …. not unlike our hero that started this place on NOL years ago …. plus he drives a Chevy…. still not right without Jr on the track though … hate that

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  2. A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish in Boston and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

    The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

    The old priest suggests, “Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like ‘yes, I see,’ and ‘yes, go on,’ and ‘I understand.’

    The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

    The old priest says, “Now, don’t you think that’s a little better than slapping your knee and saying, “No chit, what happened next?”

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  3. The Xfinity race sucked because of the Buschwhackers.

    Kez won it after Chastian (who dominated the majority of the race in his 42 Ganassi Chevy) and Harvick wrecked into one another.
    Harvick acted like a total crybaby bitch whining about Chastain not backing off. He could have also backed off, but he feels like he’s entitled like royalty as he dissed Chastain for being a rookie.

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    1. True point, good old DJ called him out on his crybaby comments on that very issue… DJ said Harvick’s car has a brake & gas pedal same as Chastian’s. As a senior experience he knew what would happen … idiot

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  4. Tolerate me for a few minutes on this one, please. Thinking of all the great talent we have lost, probably brought on by today’s memorial services and funerals and I thought of this. Not as significant as Senator McCain or Aretha Franklin but none the less a talent I still miss. I don’t suspect we have all that many Queen or Opera fans in our group but tolerate this it will impress you. Freddie Mercury had no training and this was the theme for the Barcelona Olympics many years ago. Just Brilliant in my opinion.

    And something with Pavorotti and Queen

    Thanks for putting up with me.


    1. Please do not stop BadBob…,.you make me laugh and cry and I love it.

      Freddie to me was in and of himself the perfect musical instrument and the world was truly diminished when he died . Pavarotti was pretty good too !

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    2. No complaints here… Thanks BBB….. IMHO Freddie Mercury was a truly gifted genius..I miss him.. but like so many of the gifted, demons seem to prevail….. Its just me and I know some don’t agree but I will always see Whitney Houston as one of the greatest voices of the ages… We didn’t take care of her. She got lost in the demons an we failed her, We did same for Freddy Mercury… shame ……

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  5. Finally a blonde won:

    A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

    One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the two-by-four, just above where the cow’s stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?’

    The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, ‘This is the one right here.’

    The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, ‘Tell me lady, ’cause I’m dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?’

    ‘That’s simple she said, by the nail that’s over its stall,’ she explains very confidently

    Laughing rudely at her, the man says, ‘And what, pray tell, is the nail for?’

    The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, ‘I guess it’s to hang your pants on.’

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  6. A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
    The old gentleman paused. Then he said, “Years ago, my wife
    ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

    “Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.

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  7. t’s late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
    Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the winter was going to be like.
    Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.
    But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, ‘Is the coming winter going to be cold?’
    ‘It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,’ the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
    So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.
    A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. ‘Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?’
    ‘Yes,’ the man at National Weather Service again replied, ‘it’s going to be a very cold winter.’
    The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
    Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. ‘Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?’
    ‘Absolutely,’ the man replied. ‘It’s looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we’ve ever seen.’
    ‘How can you be so sure?’ the chief asked. The weatherman replied, ‘The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood !’

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  8. well i see the site is still open and you guyes are still around great nerd joke loved it , hey are we waiting to see jr race his jast race , in richmond , cait wait myself . dont watch many races , but love reading up on the site , you guyes are halarious to say the least ,

    so i have a joke for youall , so a guy walks into a bar ,tell the bar tender give me a beer , bartender hands him a beer all of a sudden a little man jumps out of the man pocket runs over and kicks the mans beer over , the bartender says what happen ,the man says you dont want to know , the man ask for another beer , bartender gives him another beer , again the little man jumps out of his pocket runs over and knocks the beer over , the bartender says hey stop wasting the beers , bartender says what the hell is going on , the man says well a few weeks back my wife told me shes wasnt haveing sexwith him because his dick was to small so i ask god for a six inch prick , and thats what i got

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    Lesson One:

    An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit on my ass like you and do nothing?”

    The eagle answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

    Management Lesson: To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

    Lesson Two:
    A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
    “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my manure droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”

    The turkey pecked at a lump of manure, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally, after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

    Management Lesson: Bull sh!t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

    Lesson Three:
    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.

    The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Management Lessons:
    (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
    (2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend.
    (3) And when you’re in deep sh!t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

    This ends your two-minute management course.

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        1. MMMM.. Maybe not …… I’d prolly just not understand (big big PC words), then not let anyone know…. Mom use to tell me ” Don’t open your mouth and you won’t show your ignorance ” …. Moms are like that,,,, yes they are……

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  10. A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, spots a good place to stop for a beer. As he approaches the bar, and* sees a big sign on the door that says,

    *Hummm, Thinking this is a bit strange, he enters and sits down.

    The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, looks him over and says*
    “You smell some kind of nerdy”.

    *He then asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver explains to him that he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender serves him a beer and says, “OK, truck drivers aren’t nerds.”

    As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in wearing a pair of glasses with tape around the middle, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt that is at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him “Why did you do that”. The bartender replied, “Don’t worry. The Nerds are in season because they are overpopulating this whole Silicon Valley. And Hey, “You don’t even need a license.”*

    So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads for the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the road. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, snatching up all of the computers. The scavengers are comprised of engineers, accountants, and programmers. Each of them wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen.

    He can’t let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away.* Believing he is doing the right thing, the truck driver reloads his gun. While Preparing to shoot a bunch more of the little nerdy guys,*a highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of his car screaming at him,* STOP!!!* STOP!!!
    “What’s wrong officer? I thought nerds were in season.”

    “Well, sure,” says the patrolman,*

    “But the limit is one per day, And you can’t BAIT EM !!” :


  11. A Cinderella story —

    Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

    One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.

    Cinderella said, “Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years”?

    The fairy godmother replied, “Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?”

    Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: “The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I’m living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.”

    Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, “Ooh,
    thank you, Fairy Godmother”.

    The fairy godmother replied “it is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?”

    Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, “I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had.”

    At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

    And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: “You have one more wish;
    what shall it be?”

    Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, “I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man.”

    Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

    The fairy godmother said, “Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.”

    With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

    For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other’s eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

    Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered……….

    “Bet you’re sorry you neutered me.”

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    1. UMM?? let me make sure I understand this …. Cinderella is 95 years old (indifferent to looks ) and he wants to start a family ???….. REALLY ???

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  12. Subject: new boss

    Don’t we all know them–they always know what’s best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This
    new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the
    facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of
    workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!

    The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, “How
    much money do you make a week?” A little surprised, the young fellow looked
    at him and replied, “I make $300.00 a week. Why?”

    The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, “Here’s four
    weeks’ pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back.” Feeling pretty good about
    himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell
    me what that goof-off did here?”

    From across the room came a voice, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.”

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  13. Johnny was in the kitchen watching his mother get dinner ready and to make conversation, he said, “Mom, how old are you?”
    The mother replied, “Gentlemen do not ask women their age.”
    Johnny pondered that a moment and then asked, “Mom, how much do you weigh?”
    His Mother replied, “Johnny, gentlemen never ask a woman that question.”
    Undeterred, Johnny then asked, “Mom, why did Dad leave you?”
    The mother had enough by this time and said, “Johnny, you should not ask me that. Now go to your room!”

    As Johnny walked away he tripped over his mother’s pocketbook and as he picked it up, her driver license fell out. Johnny ran back into the kitchen and said, “I know all about you now! You are 36 years old and weigh127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an ‘F’ in sex!”

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    1. I sure do appreciate his humor/wisdom. Pretty sure it Will Rogers also said: Its a real shame Youth is wasted on the young ” and at my age,,, i can relate…. honest ….

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  14. Guy was digging through women’s clothes at a Goodwill store when a friend spotted him and asked him what was going on.
    Guy explained that his wife had been missing for over two weeks and that he filed a police report.
    Cops had just called him and told him they were sorry but to prepare for the worst.
    So he was trying to get her clothes back.


  15. So I guess nobody watched the races this weekend ? Me neither…was listening to the truck race on the radio on my way home from Philly and was wondering if Gragson was his usual Krylie clone or if it was” just racing” ?

    My daughter came home from the hospital Saturday and considering they removed every non-essential part of her inners she looked good and was in good spirits…please continue your prayers and support…thank you all…I know it makes a difference.

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    1. Happy for u an daughter… connie… Please don’t forget about the Urinalysis once she starts doing her lab work. The Doctor’s written order must specify it else the Lab wont do it…. ask her Chemo doc about this test….make sure he knows about it…. its a game changer.

      About the road race i watched last half hour once Little Gator took the lead… loved it….but have to say not a road race fan in fat fender’d behemoths NASCAR runs … no fun for me

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  16. Don walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He explained how he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5000.

    The bank officer told him that they would need some kind of security for such a loan, so Don handed over the keys to his new Rolls Royce, parked on the street, in front of the bank.

    Everything checked out, and the bank agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drove the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parked it there.

    Two weeks later, Don returned and repaid the $5000 and the interest, which was $15.41.

    “We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely. the loan officer said, “But we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5000?”

    Don replied, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for $15.00?”

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  17. Camping with the Lone Ranger

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
    After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.

    Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
    says, “Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?”

    The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”

    “What that tell you?” asked Tonto.

    The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says,
    “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
    millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
    planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in
    Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
    quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it’s
    evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
    insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have
    a beautiful day tomorrow. What’s it tell you, Tonto?”

    Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, “Kemo Sabe,
    you dumb ass. Someone has stolen tent.”


  18. A Georgia farmer got in his pickup, drove several miles to a neighboring
    farm, and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the
    “Is yer paw home?” the farmer asked.
    “No sir, he ain’t,” the boy replied. “He went into town.”
    “Well, said the farmer, is yer maw here?”
    “No, sir she ain’t here neither. She went into town with paw.”

    “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”
    “Nope! He went with maw and paw.”
    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the
    other and mumbling to himself.
    “Is there anything I can do fer ya?” the boy asked politely. “I knows where
    all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message
    fer paw.”
    “Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to yer paw.
    It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant.”
    The boy considered for a moment. “You would have to talk to Pa about that”,
    he finally conceded. “If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for
    the bull and $25 for the boar hog, but I really don’t know how much he gets
    fer Howard.”



    RIP Senator John McCain. A True American Hero. The World has lost a great man.
    I may not have always agreed with his politics, but I can respect a man who contributed so much to this country. He answered the call and served in Vietnam to a degree that most didn’t
    and then honorably served many years in government.
    Thank you, Senator McCain, for your service to our country. God Speed.
    My thoughts and prayers are with his soul, family, and friends.


    1. RIP John McCain….. Interesting peace on Fox tonight as they continue to broadcast for the evening in memorial to John McCain, American icon and hero…. Both is Granddad and his dad graduated from the Naval Academy, served to the rank of Admiral… His Grand father served in WWI, his dad in WWII… I didn’t know any of that..

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  20. UMM JR Motorsports:Congratulations @J_Allgaier! So proud of our @JRMotorsports partners 👏🏼 #WePaintWinners

    Little Gator strikes again… just saying

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  21. In support of BBB super great work here to keep us entertained and interested….. .. you have to watch this You Tube Video of ” Scotty McCreery “, an absolute reincarnation of Conway Twitty… Turn around, don’t face the screen an tell me if you don’t think this is the real deal.. its amazing:

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      1. The audience at the Grand Old Opry is really well behaved, I had to cough during a performance when I was there and felt as though I should leave the hall if I couldn’t suppress it.

        Now about Folsum Prison Blues, there is only one acceptable performance to me. That audience is not so well behaved for some reason.


        1. True point… there was only one “Man in Black”… most see Folsum Prison Blues as his signature song but for me it will always be ” I walk the line” just has to be….

          If memory serves Folsum Prison was where Cash discovered Merl Haggard..and we know how that ended.. Merl was in the audience, got his attention with songs he had written….

          Thanks BBB…

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        1. FYI (like anyone gives a damn) The seated street bands were outside my regular market, where else can you go to pick up some groceries a few blocks from the house and run into that almost every night.LOL


              1. I put on twenty pounds in about two years in spite of walking a lot and living in a third-floor walk up. One of the reasons I frequented D.B.A. a lot was they don’t serve food, but alas my favorite Mediterranean and Thai restaurants were nearby.


  22. WARNING: Keep your doors and windows locked

    This is an official WARNING reminding all members of this forum to keep your doors and windows locked!

    A man was found dead this morning, face down in his bathtub which was filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes, and he had a banana stuck up his a$$.

    Police are speculating that it may be a cereal killing! :huh:


  23. Desperate Blond
    Once upon a time, a Blonde was hard up for money.
    She was too much of a blonde to think of something logical to do,
    so she decided to kidnap a child for ransom.

    So the next day she went to a nearby playground and when nobody was looking, she pulled a random kid behind a tree and said, “You’re kidnapped, so be quiet and don’t give me any trouble.” The little boy, too startled to do anything stood there in shock. The Blonde then pulled out a note that read:

    “I am a desperate Blonde hard up for money. I have kidnapped your kid and if you ever want to see him again you arrange for 5,000 dollars in non-sequential, unmarked bills to be put next to this tree by 12:00 tonight, or else.”

    She handed the note to the kid and told him to give it to his mother. The next day the Blonde found the bag of money next to the tree. Inside the bag was a little note that read:

    “Here is the money. How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”


  24. Little Red Riding Hood

    Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
    when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

    “My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,”
    says Little Red Riding Hood.

    The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.
    Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;
    this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

    “My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.

    Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
    About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again,
    this time crouched down behind a road sign.
    “My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf,” taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

    With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
    “Will you get lost?
    I’m trying to take a dump!”

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    WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO? Actual story from a retired power company
    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Thought you might like to know what happened last week.

    Went to the store the other day. Only in there for about 5 minutes. Came
    out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. Called him a Nazi.

    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn

    So I called him a piece of horse dung. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
    tickets he wrote.

    I didn’t give a hoot. My car was parked around the corner.
    I try to have a little fun each day. It’s important at my age.


    1. Great one, If I tried to pulled this stunt, my luck he’d call the paddy wagon an Id get to live free courtesy of the County …… just saying ..

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      1. Hmmm, reduced cost of living. I wonder if they have upscale institutions like the “White Collar Crime” prisons. I had an accountant that was jailed for tax fraud and embezzlement from a previous company he was a partner in, he got six months in one that sounded like a resort. Ironically they also put him in charge of the books for the on-site restaurant and recreational facilities, after all, he was a defrocked CPA.


  26. A guy is out with buddies and has a few drinks and is feeling a little
    frisky but, true to his wife, goes home. He finds her sound asleep in
    bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in
    her mouth.

    She starts to choke, but recovers and asks – “What did you put in my
    He says, “Two aspirin.”
    She replies, “BUT I DON’T HAVE A HEADACHE!”

    He says, – “That’s all I wanted to hear”


  27. Ed King of Lynyrd Skynryd has died at 68

    In memoriam This afternoon

    The former guitarist of Lynyrd Skynyrd, who was credited for co-writing “Sweet Home Alabama,” passed away Wednesday night at the age of 68.

    Kirsten King 💕
    My Grandfather, Ed King, passed away last night. He lived one hell of a life and he left behind a lot of people who cared for him including my father. It truly was a blessing to have had the chance to spend time with him a little over a year ago.

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    1. Lynyrd Skynryd’s story is playing this month on Cable, (Showtime I think)… Ed King is in the story…. They talk about how they took their coach’s name from high school, how they use fights after gigs, most guy didn’t like their long hair back in the 70s… It’s interesting for sure… more so now with Ed King passing at this time…

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    A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
    The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.
    The husband said, “Who was that?”
    The wife said, “I don’t know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is

    Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
    sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
    and says, “Hmm, this person looks familiar.” The second blonde says,
    “Here, let me see!” So the first blonde hands her the compact. The
    second one looks in the mirror and says, “You dummy, it’s

    A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
    buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
    the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
    really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does
    so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her
    head. The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it!!!” The blonde
    replies, “Shut up, you’re next!”

    A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
    says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.” A friend says, “OK, what’s
    the capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy:

    What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
    “Is it mine?”

    Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
    class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was
    Bambi pondered the question then finally said, “That was the decision
    Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.”
    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
    ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
    reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
    radio, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the
    K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran
    out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
    sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, “I
    come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they
    They send me a BLIND policeman.”

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  29. A girl from Louisiana and a girl from the east coast
    were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from
    Louisiana, being friendly and all, said: “So, where
    y’all from?”

    The east coast girl said, “From a place where they
    know better than to use a preposition at the end of a

    The girl from Louisiana sat quietly for a few moments
    and then replied: “So, where y’all from, bitch?”

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