NASCAR/Off-Topic Chat Room

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1,253 comments on “NASCAR/Off-Topic Chat Room”

  1. Dimmy Hamlin is nothing but a stupid prick. He had no chance of winning yet he pinned Kurt Busch to the wall which made him wreck Chase out of the race and the championship. More reason to despise his punk ass. Oh, and screw Kryle and Harvick too.

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  2. Jeffery Earnhardt just tweeted this:

    Got some pretty cool news coming later this morning that I’m really excited about. It’s proof that hard work pays off. 💪 #dreamcometrue #nascar

    Anyone heard any rumors about him ending up at JRM?

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        1. Somebody ask Jr why he didn’t put Jeffery in one of his cars.
          We have room for him. This was his answer..

          “He never reached out to @EarnhardtKelley or me to talk about it. Either way it’s an outstanding opportunity for him. He hustles like hell to keep active in @nascar.

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        2. Sorry that last post has a typo in it. Someone ask Jr why he never put Jeffery in a JRM ride. This was his reply

          We have room for him. He never reached out to @EarnhardtKelley or me to talk about it. Either way it’s an outstanding opportunity for him. He hustles like hell to keep active in @nascar.

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  3. Villi Wilson

    @Conservative_VW
    My wife told me that her aerobics instructor told her that she had a chest of a 23 year old …

    and I said, “what did she say about your 60 year old ass?”…
    The wife replied: “We didn’t talk about you.”

    This one is for BBB !!!!!

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  4. How stupid is nascrap ???? Cannot count to three !!! JJ starts race at rear because they screwed up and all he gets is an apology !! They gave Krylie the championship because they felt bad about his wreck !! I want JJ to win 8 then turn his back on nascar forever !!!

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    1. Sort of reminds me of when they pulled points from Junior for saying “shit” in an interview and possibly cost him the championship that year. Strange that he still is so loyal to them. I sometimes think they blackmail the drivers to keep control.

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    2. I don’t believe NA$CRAP for a second that what they did to JJ was a “mistake”.
      I believe that it was purely intentional to make sure that Chevrolet does not win the race or the championship. We have seen them pull this kind of underhanded shit before for the favor of Turdota and then lie about it.

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      1. And this “we’ll make sure that it doesn’t happen again” isn’t good enough. That’s just bullshit lip service.
        That does not make up for what they stole from JJ and HMS.
        They ought to give him those spots back that he lost in the points.

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    1. I didn’t watch it at all. Not one minute.

      I did listen to about 15 minutes worth on SiriusXM in my truck while out driving to get supplies to winterize the RV.

      NA$CAR really screwed the pooch by getting off of free broadcast TV. More people lost interest as a direct result of their/that greed driven crap.

      Idiots.

      Glad that Turdota did not win.

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      1. Found 2 REAL Philly cheesesteaks in Southern Delaware…their secret ? Rolls come from Philly every AM !!!!You can take the girl out of Philly..etc …!!!!Great Italian hoagie too !

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  5. PSA time. Don’t forget if you live in a daylight savings time state, clocks back Sunday at 2 AM. so you get to wake up in the dark and go home in the dark.
    Also Tuesday, November 6 is the day to exercise your right and duty as a citizen.

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    1. The stupid bullshit premise for the time change is for the school kids to not to have to wait for the bus or walk to school in the dark.

      It doesn’t matter, they still have to wait for the bus and walk to school in the freakin’ dark!

      It just makes us have to come home from work in the dark now so that we cannot do anything productive outside at all or get any sunlight either so we fall into depression from the lack thereof.

      I wish that Trump would outlaw it. It’s always been a STUPID idea.

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        1. Indiana used to not abide by the daylight savings time at all. Well, up until recently when the Obama administration went after them in court. Now they very reluctantly do or else they lose tax money. Ahh yes, fed government extortion and blackmail.

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    1. I’ve got 3 large stainless steel salad bowls full of candy and not one trick or treater has showed up tonight due to the frikkin’ rain!

      There were some were on my street last night, but I was too busy cleaning out my clogged gutters on the house to get ready for the 5″ of rain forecasted for tonight and tomorrow here.

      Oh well. I’ll give it away at work instead.

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    1. I loved Ally bank’s commercials of “even kids know that’s wrong”.
      You know, the kid who gets his ice cream taken away and handed over to “he’s newer” kid.

      Much like how NA$CAR handles it’s fans who buy race tickets in advance for big bucks only to sell them for almost half price on race day due to low attendance. Loyal fans getting screwed to attract the Johnny come latelys.

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  6. This from Junior’s twitter:

    Dale Earnhardt Jr.
    ‏Verified account @DaleJr
    16h16 hours ago

    Dale Earnhardt Jr. Retweeted Brandon Allen

    The FCC won’t let me be

    —————————-

    Brandon Allen
    ‏ @Eclipsed96

    Hey @DaleJr, does NASCAR you not dock for profanity anymore? Kyle basically used the same word you did in his post race and your were 25 points back in the day.
    3:57 PM – 28 Oct 2018

    ————————————————————————————————————-

    Of course I don’t have pay TV anymore, so I didn’t get to watch the race on TV but online instead. I didn’t get to see or hear any of the post race interviews but I have been reading that they were colorfully angry.
    So Kryle dropped the “s” bomb or “f” bomb on TV? And there’s not going to be any fine or points docked/taken away like they did with Junior to purposely ruin his championship?

    NA$CRAP are by far the biggest fucking subjective double standard hypocritical assholes that there are on the planet! This is exactly one more big reason why they have lost us as fans!

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  7. Joey Logano in a punk assed move bumped Truex out of the way for the win on the last lap.

    So, which is better?
    A Turdota got taken out by a Ford for the win or that an asshole won in the Ford?

    I reckon that I will reluctantly go with the asshole punk in the Ford on this one?

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      1. And what I find funny is that Truex, even after winning a championship is losing his #78 ride because the Turdota team owner is going broke.

        Turdota must not be giving them very much money then? Just their technical support?
        Even though it’s because the boy king Brian has wrecked the sport is as to why it’s going broke, we don’t see hardly any Chevy or Ford champion winning teams folding up right after winning a championship?

        More results of their manipulated faked race and championship outcomes causing real genuine fan and money losses.

        Fake sports just like fake news anymore.

        Everything is staged and rigged.

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    1. We all had suspected that Amy was likely a gold digging bubble headed blonde party girl?
      Our suspicions appear to have been pretty close.
      Just so long as Junior is happy with her is all that really matters.
      He is the one who has to live with her.

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  8. Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100.

    The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

    The next day he drove up and said,
    ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’
    Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’

    The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already’
    Chuck said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’
    The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with him?
    Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
    The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle off a dead horse!’
    Chuck said, ‘Sure I can Watch me.

    I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’
    A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,

    ‘What happened with that dead horse?’
    Chuck said, ‘I raffled him off.

    I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.’
    The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
    Chuck said, ‘Just the guy who won.

    So I gave him his two dollars back.’

    Chuck grew up and works now for the government.

    He was the one who figured out how to “bail us out”.

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  9. This one is to make up for the one below it.
    …………………………………………………………………
    A Story Any Woman Would Love

    Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her

    excitement — not even her parent’s nasty divorce.

    Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best

    dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified

    to learn that her father’s new young wife had bought the exact same

    dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. ‘Absolutely

    not, I look like a million bucks in this dress and I’m wearing it,’ she

    replied.

    Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ‘Never mind sweetheart.

    I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.’ A few days

    later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When

    they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ‘Aren’t you going to

    return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you
    could wear it.

    Her mother just smiled and replied, ‘Of course I do, dear. I’m wearing it to
    the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.’

    NOW I ASK YOU – IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN’T ENJOY THIS STORY?

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  10. Whereas it is much easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. Sorry Ladies but I couldn’t pass on this one.

    So my buddy down the street calls me and wants to know if he can sleep on my couch for a couple of nights.
    Seems his wife told him to go to the pharmacy and get some pills to help him get an erection. He came back from Walgreen’s and handed her a bottle of diet pills.
    What a dumbass

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  11. Nice to see Chase pick up a win today. I watched the last five or six laps today. Can’t stand the “playoff” jabber.
    Who the hell taught that idiot in the booth to scream about slide jobs when no one has passed anyone?
    Just had to turn it on to remind myself to make sure I don’t get involved next season if there is a next season.

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        1. Found a simple olive oil, Bacon, garlic, and parsley, over pasta recipe, I didn’t feel much like cooking but that was a simple way to celebrate the day. Olive oil is healthy, right?
          My cardiologist may be gunning for me after that one.

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          1. Did that recipe have a name ? That is what I call phonetically ” I – O- wee “….and capicola is ” gobagoal “…never saw my Mom’s Italian recipes written down..they were all in her head !!!!

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            1. It didn’t have a name in the online source I got it from. I’m sure they stole it somewhere (just like I did from them) and made it more simple
              Link.
              https://www.yummly.com/recipe/Spaghetti-With-Bacon-2431401?prm-v1&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=browse-email

              I am not a fancy cook, one thing I have learned about many Italian and Mediterranean dishes is that simple recipes produce great results. And simple fits my skill set very well.

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  12. Wow!
    Junior just revealed one of his best kept side drafting techniques. He side drafts each car beside him to slow them down, then pulls to the side so they don’t side draft him back. Then he moves ahead and repeats this one car at a time until he’s up front and leading.
    I call it “The Jacob’s Ladder” draft. LOL

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    1. I eat Snickers bars almost every other day. Today one was my breakfast.

      By the way, Dega will be on real broadcast TV today!
      We can all get to see tge wreckfests today!
      Here’s hoping for all of the Turdota front runners being collected in an early “big one” with nobody getting injured.
      I would have said “nobody getting hurt” but that might be taken as nobody getting butthurt? Because I’d love to see the Turdota drivers all get butthurt (emotionally) especiallly the Gibbs drivers.

      😛

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    1. I mowed about 2 acres on my farm land today with a walk behind brush mower.
      Does that count?

      My storage building has been taken over by a swarm of yellow jackets too about 5 to 10,000 of them. I left them alone for another day to deal with since its turning cold.
      I have never seen that many at once ever? I don’t have to worry about any burglars breaking in in the mean time? Lol.

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