NASCAR/Off-Topic Chat Room

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  1. BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!
    He can’t buy his way out of this one so easily!? This isn’t Florida where he owns everything including the politicians!
    We already knew that he is a lush who drunk drives! Got away with it because he’s got money?

    Soooo, when will he suspend himself from NASCAR? And force himself into NASCAR’s “Road to recovery” 12 step program to be re-instated?
    Or is that only for the drivers and little people that he owns?

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    1. Blood alcohol level was double the legal limit… had a bottle of oxycodone in his pocket too. Blew a stop sign. He named dropped big names to try to get the cop to let him go, even said he was buds with Trump.

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    1. CHASE WINS!
      I wanted to slap Junior, Steve and all of the talking heads in the mouth for repeating over and over if Chase would make a mistake?
      Was awesome to see Jimmy push Chase’s car to victory lane! 😀

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  2. The Very First Ever Blonde Guy Joke

    An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
    cabbage one more time for lunch I’m going to jump off this building.”
    The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”
    The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”
    The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.
    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too!
    The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
    At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d
    known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
    given it to him again!”
    The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”
    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife.
    are you ready for it………………..
    it’s worth the wait.
    here it comes…………………………
    “Hey, don’t look at me,” she said, “He made his own lunch.”

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  3. Clear DayA young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s
    doing a
    show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts
    going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the
    4th row stands on her chair starts shouting: “I’ve heard enough of your
    stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women in
    that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her
    worth as a human being?” It’s guys like you who keep women like me from
    being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full
    potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate
    discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general… and
    all in the name of humor.” The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to
    apologize, when the blonde yells:” You stay out of this, mister! I’m
    talking to that little **** sitting on your knee.

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  4. An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
    basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it was built.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women
    shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

    The old man replied, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or
    make you get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligators.”

    Old age & treachery will triumph over youth & skill every time!

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  5. Thanks BBB….. its getting so its fun to stop by here again…… and good way to start my day… just before
    i go publish all my daily tweets….

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  6. Dear Abby:

    I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.

    My fiancée’s mother is not only very attractive but really great and
    understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited
    me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred … then she floored me.

    She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

    I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door… There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

    Abby, should I tell my fiancée what her parents did and that I thought their “little test” was asinine and insulting to my character?

    Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

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  7. The Donkey
    Father John wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: ‘PRIEST’S ASS SHOWS’

    Father John was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: ‘PRIEST’S ASS OUT IN FRONT’ The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered Father John not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: ‘BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST’S ASS’

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the good Father to get rid of the donkey. Father John decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: ‘NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN’ The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the
    headline read: ‘NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00’

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read: ‘NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE’.

    The Bishop was buried the next day.

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  8. Watch your step
    Three women die together in an accident and go to
    heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only
    have one rule here in heaven: “Don’t step on the ducks.”

    So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks
    all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a
    duck. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first
    woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with
    the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them
    together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a
    duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!”

    The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a
    duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing,
    and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them
    together for eternity as well.

    The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to
    be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY
    careful where she steps. She manages to go months
    without stepping on any ducks. Then one day St. Peter
    comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever
    laid her eyes on. very tan, muscular and sexy. St. Peter
    chains them together without saying a word. The woman
    remarks, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
    you for all eternity?” The guy says, “I don’t know about you,
    but I stepped on a duck.”

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  9. Today’s Short Reading From the Bible…From Genesis:

    “And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth.”

    Then He made the earth round…and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

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    1. P.S. THE ABOVE IS INTENDED TO BE A JOKE!
      Please do not tell me that the Old Testament was written before the discovery of the earth being round. Anyway, I still don’t believe it is round.

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  10. WOMEN: PLEASE DON’T FORGET THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 11!!!

    WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

    Don’t forget to mark your calendars.

    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

    So on September 11th, at 10:00 A.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

    All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

    The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

    P.S.
    If you don’t send this to at least 1 person, you’re a terrorist-sympathizing,
    lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

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  11. A devout Arab Muslim entered a taxi in NYC. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.

    The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.

    The Arab Muslim asked him, “What are you doing?”

    The cabbie answered, “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so F**K off and wait for a camel..”

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    1. Happy, Happy, Happy: now i can publish my Muslim Book Store Joke :

      Muslim Bookstore

      I was walking in the mall and saw a Muslim bookstore.

      The sign outside led me to wonder what was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.

      As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the stink eye, but asked if he could help me.

      I know I didn’t look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?”

      The clerk said, “Kiss my ass, get out and stay out!”

      I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”

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  12. CIA job opening

    The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the
    background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were
    three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA
    agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a
    gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no
    matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your
    wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said,
    “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.” The agent
    replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.” The second
    man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into
    the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came
    out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
    The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife
    and go home.” Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told
    to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
    were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
    banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
    opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from
    her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with
    blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

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  13. Watch what you say

    It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
    As Claude took to the stage, he announced, “Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.”
    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
    I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, “Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch….”The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
    “Sh_t” said the hypnotist.

    It took them three weeks to clean up that theater.

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  14. NOAH AND THE ARK

    It is the year 2002, and Noah lives in the United States. The Lord speaks to Noah and says: “In one year I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on the earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark.” In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an Ark. Fearful and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the Ark.

    “Remember,” said the Lord, “You must complete the Ark and bring everything aboard in one year.”

    Exactly one year later, a fierce storm cloud covered the earth and all the seas of the earth went into a tumult. The Lord saw Noah sitting in his front yard weeping.

    “Noah.” He shouted, “Where is the Ark?”

    “Lord please forgive me!” cried Noah. “I did my best but there were big problems. First, I had to get a permit for construction and your plans did not comply with the codes. I had to hire an engineering firm and redraw the plans. Then I got into a fight with OSHA over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system and floatation devices. Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning ordinances by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission. I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to protect the Spotted Owl. I finally convinced the U.S. Forest Service that I needed the wood to save the owls. However, the Fish and Wildlife Service won’t let me catch any owls. So, no owls. The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Union. Now I have 16 carpenters on the Ark, but still no owls. When I started rounding up the other animals, I got sued by an animal rights group. They objected to me only taking two of each kind aboard. Just when I got the suit dismissed, the EPA notified me that I could not complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn’t take very kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of the Creator of the universe. Then the Army Corps of Engineer demanded a map of the proposed new flood plain. I sent them a globe. Right now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission that I am practicing discrimination by not taking godless, unbelieving people aboard! The IRS has seized all my assets, claiming that I’m building the Ark in preparation to flee the country to avoid paying taxes. I just got a notice from the State that I owe some kind of user tax and failed to register the Ark as a recreational water craft.” Finally the ACLU got the courts to issue an injunction against further construction of the Ark, saying that since God is
    flooding the earth, it is a religious event and therefore unconstitutional. I really don’t think I can finish the Ark for another 5 or 6 years!” Noah wailed.

    The sky began to clear, the sun began to shine, and the seas began to calm. A rainbow arched across the sky.

    Noah looked up hopefully. “You mean you are not going to destroy the earth, Lord?”

    “No,” said the Lord sadly. “The government already has.”

    AMEN

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  15. cant wait to see jr race at richmond in the 88 for jrm ,, wont miss that one , will be the only race i think ill watch this year ,,,, how is everybody doing .

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    1. OH FOR CRAP’S SAKE!
      Now they want to dictate rules about a frikkin’ windshield wiper on a road race car and when they can or cannot have them on?
      FREAKING NAZIS!

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    1. Yeah, it’s just them being negative?
      More like for telling the truth? More sponsors but they pay much less and for shorter terms.
      What about all the fans that have left? Doesn’t that put a huge dent in their sponsorship too?

      NASCAR sure loves playing their Jedi mind trick on us with their bullshit PR propaganda.

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  16. Man, Bubba sure took a hard hit! Hope he’s OK?

    Another Kryle Turdota stinkfest!
    There is no fucking way that Kryle’s car did not have cheats by the way that he pulled away a half a lap only after a lap on the last restart?

    At least some Chevys and HMS cars ran and finished within the top 10 for once?

    I did not watch the whole race, only bits of it streaming on Drive. I watched more of the NHRA drag races today more than anything as I went in and out of the house working on one of my trucks all day.

    Damn. I sure miss the old days when we got to watch races on TV and had fun at it.

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      1. I’ll bet that every bone in his body was aching when he woke up the next morning?
        Been there, done that when I had a bad motorcycle wreck back in the 1980’s.

        Even Junior and many other drivers were all commenting about that very nasty wreck that Bubba had because of how hard he had hit.

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  17. UMMM FYI ” Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol “Z is on xFinity Channel 824 FX-HD for those like me not into watching Cry Baby mouth again ….

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    1. NHRA drag racing is on Fox broadcast free TV!
      Pretty fun to watch.
      Wished that I had the big bucks to have kept drag racing back in the day.
      I do miss it.

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      1. I miss those days too. RULEZ……. I ran a 62 SS 409/380hp in B stock and never once lost my class but too never won Super Stock of the Day (Fastest car at the Track that day)….. We drove 80 miles to the track and I was always scared to “speed shift” which back in the day was hard to do in a Chevy 4 speed. I was always scared I’d tear out 3rd gear and end up walking 80 miles home or how would I get to work the next day… BTW I always ran Malcolm Durham for SS of the Day. He’s a legend now, on the net.. Watching that man shift a 4 speed was pure art.. He was a showman an knew how to draw a crowd…. But too he was a professional in that he brought his car to the track on a trailer, I drove mine there with my buds, one of which was my wrench man…. my slicks in the trunk…. mounted….

        Those were simple time for sure .. RULEZ

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        1. I had to drove mine to and from the drags races too, Buckshot. 38 miles each way, slicks in the trunk.
          Never had to have it towed home but came close a couple of times.

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  18. That is the most beautiful 88 car I have ever seen…..Super Bowl champion Eagles green…..Fly Eagles Fly….I hope you don’t mind me celebrating but I have waited my whole life for that !!!! Another boring race …Chase did win the stage a stage but Harvick is leading with Krylie right behind

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    1. I actually watched stage one and saw Chase win it, but got sick of hearing Harvick mentioned every ten seconds and turned it off. When flipping channels I found the perfect job for Rick Alllen, on American Ninja Warrier all the announcers’ do is scream he would be perfect particularly if they added a green flag at the start of each competitors session…

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    2. I thought Connie would appreciate this tweet from the 88Team to the Eagles…..

      No. 88 Team Retweeted Philadelphia Eagles
      A big thank you to the @Eagles for having @AlexBowman88 out at #EaglesCamp on Friday and then supporting the No. 88 @AxaltaRacing team yesterday as Alex captured his career best finish in the Cup Series at @poconoraceway! #FlyEaglesFly

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  19. Loved reading the comments about the big 2 failing inspection……..consensus was France and nascrap did it to appease the fans who are disgusted by their dominance…..too late Brainfart !!!!

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    1. I bet they know now Brian is no push over, he cant be bullied… I have to respect him for that …… LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMAF ….. (I should have been on the stage, I’m just sure of that…and i don’t mean the one that leaves in 15 minutes either…. 😛 😛 😛 )

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  20. Remember the good old days when we couldn’t wait for practice and qualifying and everything racing ? Oh well…..guess at my age passion may be a bad thing but I really do miss it !!!

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    1. Yep!
      I used to know which race was next without having to look it up, who were in the top 10 in points (especially Chevrolet).

      Not the case anymore.

      I always knew which channel the races would be on every weekend because there were only two of them (Fox and NBC, but at one time they were on ABC too) until the decline began when they started putting them on ESPN and premium cable.

      I’ve only seen only 4 races on TV this year thanks to NA$CAR’s greed and stupidity. Again, I’ve cut the cable and haven’t had pay TV for over a year and half now and I don’t miss cable at all and won’t be going back to it.

      I was sent a survey by Kentucky Speedway for being a regular ticket buyer/holder and I really blasted NA$CAR good in it, especially for not having it on real broadcast TV anymore and it was all 100% their own fault for why they are losing fans and that they had completely lost touch with the fans and are really annoying the crap out of the ones they have left with their diversity crap in their selection of cRAP, R&B and techno music for everything at the pre-race events. No more rock n roll or country music that most of the fans there actually prefer as they are clearly annoyed by the other types. There were very very few there who liked what they were playing. I’d go as far to say less than 200 out of the 80,000 they said were in attendance, but I’d say it was more like 50 to 60,000.

      When I was there I was shocked to see that Ky. Speedway had also quietly (never in the news here) removed 20,000 of the lower cheap seats at the ends of turn 1 and 4. This forces people to have to buy the more expensive seats, but then I’ve only sat in those seats for two Busch races over the last 16 years anyhow. That big new parking lot that they had built across the highway (now Turdota sponsored, was paid to be built with much $$$$$ help from Ford) after the first Cup race lack of parking debacle sat empty again this year. I find it offensive that NA$CAR always changes their history to whoever their current sponsors are. Sorry, Dale Earnhardt, Richard Petty etc. won the Winston Cup, not the Monster Energy Cup. And Ford built that parking lot, not Turdota!

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      1. And yes we were all here commenting as qualifying happened every weekend as well as during every race giving play by play which was really nice for us who had to work during the races so we could find out what really happened later.
        I especially liked the days when Junior was really kicking ass and winning races. That one year when he had won 4 races with HMS! Swept Pocono! Now that I really miss!

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      2. I have not watched a race yet this year. I noticed one while flipping channels a couple of weeks ago and kept going, without Junior driving and Jimmie and Chevrolet not performing plus the new “rule of the week” scenario I have no interest.

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        1. same for me accept now, I use it as nap time… When i was a young man I said they were speed naps, now they are rest naps and required ….

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    1. Oh, that may be made up for comedy, but there are indeed people that stupid out there driving on our roads and highways.

      I see it every day on my drive to and from work.

      And I’ve had it lately with all of these left lane campers who are doing it on purpose to slow everyone down because they believe they are social justice warrior wannabe cops.

      They see me approaching and then they move over into the left lane and pace the vehicle in the next lane to slow me down. My co-worker had this happen on a 4 lane wide highway the other day, a few idiots pacing the entire highway to force everyone to slow down as it piled up traffic and caused a huge rear-ender accident. Police are giving tickets out to these bozos but not nearly often enough! They need to be run into the guard rail!

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    1. Thanks for that BBB ….

      I can relate…. Had a bad accident Dec 1971, in a 68 Corvette Coup where the other car hit me in the driver side as I turned right at a city intersection..( he ran the red light)…. The other car was a 58 Buick (4-Door House as we called them back in the day), Anyway, his car ran over the top of my Vette, The windshield was split in half where the driver side folded over on top of the passenger side…almost perfectly down the middle… Yup, the windshield was folded in half plus his tire tracks ran down my pearly white hood…. All I knew when i woke up was my L71 427 was in totaled and in pieces… The Cop at the hospital said I shouldn’t be alive, as that Buick ripped the top off at shoulder level…. I suffered a skull fracture and concussion… It was one of those lessons learned events one never ever forgets,,, and yea I made the Film at 11 News in Richmond that night…. Still have a scar from the impact where the back windshield popped out and knocking me out…..

      God Loves me for sure ……

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    2. That was a nice thing for Turdota to do for her, probably for publicity.

      Now if they can just pay their damned bills to their vendors that are small businesses instead of stiffing them for 9 months to years at a time hoping that they all go broke first so they can get out of paying them anything at all? The usual corporate way?

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      1. Corporate accounting 101.
        When I was doing some accounting for a former corporate employer they wanted to take a discount on a few 100-day old invoices. But when they wanted you to do something for them it was can you come in today at the LA plant or can you be in San Francisco tomorrow?
        It made me very happy when they were de-listed on NASDAQ recently.

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  21. How come all those “fans” screaming “CHEATER” at the 48 are so silent now ? Oh,I forgot…most fans do not really give a flying you-know-what anymore.

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  22. I watched the Open, Tiger was the man, until hole 10 & 11.. hated seeing that happen…. I watched the race some but like Chandrika says…. that NBC Booth sucks including Jr.. For me, its like listening to hens in a hen house …. Jeff, Jr and Steve are in competition for who can talk to most. as if they get paid by the word county…… I have a hard time with any interest in Cup Racing, even more so with Chase relegated to an ” also ran” ……

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  23. Well, the Cup race was exactly as I expected it to be. Turdotas stinking up everything and Truex leading the entire field by a whole lap just as last year. It was almost an exact copy of last year and it was just as boring.

    The only thing that I liked was Larson was really giving them hell for awhile until he used up his tires, again. The Turdotas definitely have an advantage over the rest in this. I suspect that they are using a setup that none of the others are allowed (probably inside info from Goodyear with a *wink* *wink* from NA$CRAP) just as with the hole under the radiator support mod that they were exclusively allowed to have last year over Chevy and Ford.

    The worst part of my time at Ky. was no beer was sold in the Indiana Tower at all. NONE.
    I had to walk down 6 flights of steps to ground level and then almost a quarter mile to the side to find a vendor that even had any regular Bud. No Rocket Man vendors ever set a toe in the Indiana Tower. PERIOD. I wish they would change the liquor law here and allow us to bring in our own like most of the other tracks in other states?
    Great seats for viewing in the Indiana tower but piss poor service there for alcohol and food.

    I also wish that they would have this race here in a cooler month! The air was thick and miserable! I spent the bucks and ran my RV AC this year. Had to have an escape from the extreme humidity for the 2nd and 3rd days. I can take the heat, but not when my sweat won’t even evaporate even when standing in front of a fan!

    It was still better time than being at work.

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      1. I would have had more on site reports, but there was no available cell phone bandwidth once the crowds had showed up.
        Even the Sprint cell phone users had a hard time there for once!
        My AT&T did better than theirs did for a change!

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          1. I had an idea for a “roving drunken reporter cam” of me walking around in the infield camping area whooping it up party style with the neighbor campers? No way to upload the video from there because of no available bandwidth?
            Plus it was just too danged hot and humid all day long and I was pretty much zapped for energy to do much intense partying into the night and so were most of the neighbors. I was up alone up until 2:30 AM each night drinking Yuengling beer and listening to good ol’ southern rock, country and bluegrass music on the stereo as only a few others walked by my campsite cheering in approval of my music selection.
            Like Hank Jr. said; “All my rowdy friends have settled down” while I have maintained “A Family Tradition”. 😛

            But I still managed to maintain the tradition once again for yet another season at that race!
            Not too many left anymore to carry on that torch in my walk of life. The gang have all gotten older, many have departed from this world and others and have gone their separate ways with their own families.

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    1. Happy to get rid of the Wrestling Match Announcer but not happy to see Steve (Chatter Box) Letarte back in the booth… Jr & Jeff wont get a word in edge-wise, hard to believe anyone can out talk Burton though … Not a Letarte fan here but better than Loud Mouth Rick pretending he’s at a wrestling match ….

      BTW For those like me that get bored to tears with Train Racing and endless Commercials…. one of the best movies ever “13 Hours”….. the true story of what happened in Benghazi is on FXX/HD, channel 842 on Comcast xFinity…..

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  24. Little Gator has a ” work in progress ” unit tonight… Started P2, kept Cry Baby behind for a few but that didn’t last long… P7 at the end of Stage 1 Looks like a slow night for the 7 Team bummer

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    1. Crew chief @jmburdett calls @J_Allgaier and the @WhiskyRiverNMB Chevy down pit road for four tires, fuel and an adjustment under the stage-ending caution.

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    2. Little Gator really gave it hell!
      His tires just couldn’t hold up long enough to close the deal. I was pulling for him and he has nothing to be ashamed of there.

      Glibbs has something going on (cheat) that is easy on their tires.

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      1. Thanks RULEZ….. I stopped watching at the end of stage 1, thinking it was going to be another Cry Baby Race … So happy to find Justin in the lead towards the end of Stage 3 and Cry Baby permanently relegated back to P4. I didn’t know why Justin faded so bad. The booth seems not to give Justin his due but would rather praise the JGR/Penski drivers, or anyone but HMS/Jr, So, thanks for that….

        I don’t like how Justin is covered by the booth …. and now that Junior is there I have to think the booth is a lot more scripted than I expected…. I get how the booth loves all the young guns in Xfinity and their constant praise of JGR/Penski Team players but its as if Justin (Currently #1 & has two wins) is not even on the track….. I don’t get that and especially so with Junior in the Booth…

        But then now it seems the entire booth are all in competition as to who can talk the most and say nothing …. It just a constant barrage of chatter between all three now that Steve has been outed in the booth by Junior (Payback is a bitch, especially when served COLD) ….. just saying)

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  25. For those that missed it…. Little Rickie Stenhouse walked over to Cry Baby’s car, Cry Baby seated still in helmet after Round 2 Qualifying.. Ricky proceeded to tell Kyle if he has a problem come talk to him face to face, stop running his mouth to the garage and social media…. Little Rick y did not mix his words….

    Obviously, Ricky was not impressed…Ricky let him know in no uncertain terms …… I got to see it live and they did not turn the cameras off but no sound so couldn’t really hear what was said…. Cry Baby had no reaction, stayed occupied with his puter after second round qualifying …… I loved it

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        1. UMM they kinda frown on breaking out the grill inside the apartment, and not allowed out on the grounds… hell, we cant even sit on the front steps , Fire Marshall says we blocking the exit…. I’m thinking our Fire Marshall is a government employee…. prolly in Congress just saying

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  26. Reporting live from the infield camping area of Kentucky Speedway, this is JUNIOR88RULEZ. Louisville hometown favorite Ben Rhodes wins the “Buckle Up Your Truck 225” race!
    I was at victory lane and got plenty of pictues too. I’m glad that he’s in a Ford instead of the Turdota that he drove last year.
    Infield is quiet right now. Only a few night owls like me are still up. A neighbor across from me at the entrance of the infamous turn 3 is smoking ribs and the air is awesome! Cool night, won’t need the AC in the RV tonight!

    Wish you all were here!

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    1. I hope you have a really good time RULEZ….. Party Party Party….. If you overindulge….no problem… BBB will come to your rescue … He told me he would, honest…… (hehehehe)

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  27. Sad to say I enjoyed all the wreckin’ and such last weekend…it kept me awake for a change.

    Reading about the “Roval” I have one hope…that it is on a par with the 2-lap tire race at Indy….last race before the stinkin’ chase on an unraced hybrid track…A$$holes…pray nobody gets hurt.

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  28. Greetings! Just coming in to say hi to my friends of almost 10 years now. I hope all is well and I’m happy to see that this place is being used as a place to stay in touch, post Dale Jr. era. 🙂

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