NASCAR/Off-Topic Chat Room

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  1. Wow.
    What a wreck fest!
    I didn’t watch the race, just the highlights reel online as I was too tired from lack of sleep, plus I wasn’t aware that it was actually on free TV for once? WTF?

    Kez is an idiot and a liar. Blaming Byron for blocking him when it was Little Ricky Stenhouse who had caused the wreck by pushing Kez until he had spun him out. Yet Kez gave Stenhouse a pass on the blame even though Lil’ Ricky went on to cause two more “big ones” and wrecked over half of the field in his 3 biggest wrecks that he had caused.
    Kez simply hates Byron because Byron is a newbie and believes that the newbies should just always pull the fuck over and let him pass like he’s royalty?
    Kez, once it was YOU who was the newbie doing the same exact shit yourself.
    Now because you’ve won a championship and have been around for a few years your head has gotten so big that you believe that you are entitled now? You arrogant horse toothed sack?
    Byron didn’t do a damned thing wrong there. Over the last couple of years I have really grown to dislike you, Kez. You have become a lying weasel punk anymore.

    And it did warm my heart to watch the replay of the 18 car being wrecked! I hope to see this happen as much as possible and I’m sick and tired of watching Joe Glibbs smiling on the sideline with yet another rigged Turdota win.

    I’m going to the Kentucky races this next week, only because the track is close and I need a vacation. It won’t be as much fun knowing that the game will be rigged to favor Turdota as this is now their “home track” because they build the Camrys here and they had Ford’s sponsorship kicked to the curb here even though Ford has two plants here in my city.
    I know, that it will be a Turdotafest. I’m not expecting much from the Chevys except my hope is on my boy Kid Larson to possibly pull off a miracle win there? I expect it to be either Kryle, Truex or Harvick to win it and Kryle will probably be stinking up the Truck and Xfinity races too. I hope to be surprised by Chevy, but I’m not expecting much.

    I think that Larson is now my favorite driver. The Kid has the drive and skilI to get the job done.
    I had high hopes for Chase Elliot, but he won’t be allowed to win because of NA$CRAP having HMS to stand down because they’ve won too many in their opinion and NA$CRAP actually believes their stupid inside PR polls that that is the reason why the people had lost interest in NA$CRAP. Yes, I have heard from a few on the inside that this is the case and that the overall picture is rigged against Chevy and HMS because of the few whiners out there that NA$CRAP mistakenly believes to be the majority that are crying that the Chevys have won too much and that it’s not fair so people are leaving. Who did they poll? Just Turdota and Ford employees? It sure as hell wasn’t the real fans that have left! Corporate money rigs the game and stacks the deck, folks. Turdota has pumped far more money into this than the rest and King Brian always bows to the corporate dollar over the fans.

    As Connie had said, NA$CRAP deliberately did not inform the Chevy teams going into the winter last year about the upcoming rules changes for this year until the season had started which did not allow them to do any testing in time. This shit is rigged, folks.
    Thanks to corporate greed, another one of my favorite past times is ruined.
    What the hell’s left that’s fun anymore that hasn’t been ruined recently?
    I really need to go back to hunting and fishing, but I just don’t have the time for it anymore because of my job and it’s schedule.

    I have 8 more years until I retire.

    OK, I’m off the soap box for now.

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      1. It’s harder to enjoy it now because it seems like all there is left is drivers and teams to cheer against instead of a driver and team to cheer for, especially now that Junior has retired.

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        1. I can relate RULEZ….. no one to root for now…

          I don’t get HMS/Jimmy/Chase and especially Chevy?? It’s like they don’t care now… I’m finding lots more fun watching Xfinity & Little Gator ( #7, Justin Allgaier) …. Like BBB said the other day , not a Saddler fan, Saddler is not a racer IMO, more of a rich kid with a big ego.. Justin will race….If he has a car that will go there,,, if not, he typically wrecks it trying to get to the front, making it happen …

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    1. Kes is channeling Fat Tony these days with his comments and threats, in my opinion, I guess his days at JRM didn’t completely teach him to shut up and drive. I like Larson also, but really have less than a passing interest in Nascrap these days. Enjoy Kentucky and your time off.

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    2. Rulez, you writing another mini-series? LOL. Remember that really funny guy on NOL who used to be witty and tell jokes and go “green, green, green” when his wife would stop at a light. And when you would stay up all night fighting the Junior Haters, he said you were writing a mini-series. He used to make my side hurt. Then he went off the deep end and started trolling ever driver and the mods took him out. Good times!

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    1. But Joonz was loyal in the 88 in his first years with HMS and pushed JJ to the win once at a plate race when he could have won it himself. I think that JJ had tricked him by slowing down to have Junior to push him and JJ didn’t push Junior very hard on purpose when it was his turn to.
      But yes, loyal to a degree then it’s every man for himself when playing leap frog which is necessary to win at these plate races.

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      1. Think on the bright side, it could be me in the booth I have never lost my Boston accent. Noone ever understands me (except the swears) when I get excited. Watch Wicked Tuna on tv for an example.LOL

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  2. daytona in july . dale jr in the booth . how is all doing ill be here for a while , but just dropped in to hear jr talk about the race . like to see chace get this one . but wont hold my breath

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  3. Hope everyone has been doing well. Glad to see HMS on the front row tonight. Let’s hope one of them can pull off a victory tonight.

    Watching NASCAR just isn’t the same anymore for me and how I wish Sr & Jr were still on the track.

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  4. I’m happy for my boy Kid Larsom for pulling out the Xfinity win at Tona. I feel a bit sorry for Sadler barely missing another win especially at Tona.

    And too bad Haley. Your comet can’t win below the yellow line unless it’s a Turdota or your name is Kryle Bouche.

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  5. Billie & Billy
    A woman walks into the Dallas welfare office trailed by 15 kids.
    ‘Wow’, the social worker exclaims, ‘are they all yours?’
    ‘Yep, they’re all mine’, the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
    She says, ‘sit down Billy’, all the children rush to find seats.
    “Well”, says the social worker, “then you must be here to sign up. I’ll need all your children’s names.”
    “Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Billy
    and the girls are all named Billie.”

    In disbelief, the case worker says, ‘are you serious?
    They’re all named Billy?’
    Their momma replied, ‘Well, yes, it makes it easier. When it’s
    time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, Billy!
    and when it’s time for dinner, I just yell Billy! and they all
    come running. And if I need to stop the kid who’s running
    into the street, I just yell Billy and all of them stop. It’s
    the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Billy.’
    The case worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her
    forehead and says tentatively, ‘but what if you just want
    one kid to come, and not the whole bunch?’

    “Well, then I just call them by their last names!”

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    1. I never knew eastern European people settled in Texas….. Go Figure …………

      Reminds me of a couple I once new…… They just got married and times were hard so he tells his new wife to go out on the street and be a prostitute… She agrees and off she goes…

      About midnight the wife returns and hands hubby $51. Hubby looks at the money, then looks at his wife and asked.. ” Who’es the cheap bastard that gave you $1. ?? ” Wife replied ” all of them ” …..

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  6. Just read how the Camaro was built and engineered to last year’s inspection standards…..and nascrap did not bother to tell Chevy the standards were changing !!!!! Wonder how much that cost Toyota and Ford ? If I were the Chevy teams I would sue them for unfair labor practices !

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        1. That’s makes me sad… someone should tell Gus, he should know…

          Have you seen the movie ” A Dog’s Purpose ” ??? In the movie, Dogs are reincarnated one life to the next and seem to know about their previous life & masters…. Its interesting, have to say in that death does not bother them, they know they will “be right back ” …

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    1. Amen Connie…. American today is what the Chinese Philosopher was speaking to when he said: ” May you live in interesting times”… Surely, these are those …..

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  7. NASCAR’s Talking heads reporting Cry Baby getting death threats… Granted, I don’t like Cry Baby even a little bit but “Death Threats” are way over the line…. But to, leave to Cry Baby to start taunting these crazies…..

    I understand professional racers have a huge ego but Jesus, don’t be that stupid… Some people never understand the responsibilities of being a Dad/Husband… Obviously Cry Baby is one of those ……Idiot

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  8. KRYLE BOUCHE IS A SCUM SUCKING LOW LIFE DEGENERATE SACK OF SHIT!!!!!
    LARSON HAD IT WON!

    LARSON HAD PASSED HIM CLEANLY ON THE INSIDE IN THE LAST LAP THEN KRYLE HIT HIM INTENTIONALLY IN THE ASS END AND SPUN HIM OUT FOR THE WIN!

    I HATE KRYLE BOUCHE AND I ALWAYS WILL!

    I HOPE HE GETS PAID BACK AND HARD!

    FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT!

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    1. The crowd was booing and kryle told them that if they didn’t like that kind of racing not to watch…..

      Dumbass… you ARE the reason why noboby is watching already!

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    1. I was wondering if anyone here was going to watch the race because Junior is commentating?
      I don’t have premium cable anymore nor want it, so I won’t ever see Junior on NBCSN unless I go somewhere that has it.

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  9. NA$CAR sent me a survey asking about the TV coverage and the personalities on Fox and NBC.

    I blasted them really good!

    Especially for them not even showing the races on real TV anymore and their disgusting bias towards Turdota and the Turdota teams and dissing the fans likes for those of the corporate sponsors.

    I also blasted the Fox commentators Larry Mac, DW and Mikey the dumbass Waltrip for their shameless Turdota bias.

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    1. Prepare for at least one of those slanted question surveys a month, that’s why I gave up on that program. I am proof that they don’t read them because if the did they would have bounced me instead of putting up with my comments for years.

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  10. I HERE BY NOMINATE ” CHANDRIKA ” FOR THE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE POSITION MADE AVAILABLE TODAY WITH THE RETIREMENT OF JUSTICE KENNEDY ……

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      1. I still don’t like Steve for how he lft the 88Team at Miami/Homestead. Still see him a Prema-Ddona Self Centered A/W…. Find his recount of Junior’s reaction at Homestead not how i recall it.. As I recall seems there is a disconnect in what Steve says (meeting in September) and Steve leaking it to the press at Miami behind Junior’s back.. now here we are all kissy and made up… Junior’s a pussy IMO ..

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        1. I think Junior is a breed of “Approval Hound” as long as you pat him you can rub his nose in whatever mess you want. Not to take that personality trait as totally wrong it just is not my style. He is too damn nice, I think Kelly has the bigger “pair” in that team.

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          1. Totally agree…. One can monitor junior’s growth or lack there of, via his net worth here forward…. one has to know Kelley was the real architect behind building JRM & Junior’s Brand… Now its all on Amy (cant have two cooks in kitchen), which is also why my cousin (has met Junior & chatted with junior several times said: ” Make me wonder why Junior didn’t name his daughter ” Teresa ” … Now i get that ………

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    1. It’s going to be interesting to see Junior transition from Motor Sports to Football..over the next few years… Especially so if he ever gets a chance to cover the Red Skins….. If junior had to choose, he would leave NASCAR is a New York Minute….. just saying.

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  11. Road races are generally boring and hard to watch but today’s was a total disaster for NASCAR…I turned it off very early…checked in now and again but it was still no contest,no competition,no excitement.Did get to watch Bubba Watson shoot a 63 to win the golf…he is so much fun to watch.

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    1. I turned it off of nascar drive too. Not even on real TV. Fox shoukd be ashamed putting a foreign soccer game on broacast TV instead. Un-American!
      Same 3 cars lead the entire race and none were Chevys.
      Boring.

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      1. And it’s good to see that Dean Jones is still into racing something besides the # 53 Herbie “The Love Bug” Volkswagen!

        (Yeah, I know that’s not the same Dean Jones! Heh heh…) πŸ˜›

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    1. Not Cool …. sometimes its lots better just to keep ones mouth shut…. Seems NASCAR would have learned this by now….. shame.. South Boston is a famous track and has always been a staple in short track racing
      in that Va/NC region… Kelley’s daughter Kirston has raced there several times …. disappointed in Track Officials for this…. idiots

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  12. Boy , do I miss Junior racing….we don’t get to talk and cheer and commiserate and complain like we use to !!!! Joe Buck needs to be punched … he is THE worst golf announcer , my ears are bleeding b!

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    1. and I thought it was just me that hates to here Joe Buck anywhere .. thanks Connie. I was sure Dustin J had it.. .then the wheels came off today… bummer… On the good side, got to see ” Little Gator ” (Justin Allgaier kick butt today in Iowa… Started in P-11, went to the front in 5 laps, held the lead rest of the day, including winning Seg 1 & 2….. So at least i got some relief from that….. Still say Little Gator is the best JRM has, but suspect he is trying to get a Cup ride now for the future….

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        1. He did ,, yup.. Lost it and Junior offered him a ride at JRM… Justin was in Cup when we use to see all those commercials about “Little Gator”… I like his aggressive style an see a lot of Dale Senior there… If Justin does not go to the front its only cause his ride wont go there an u can look for him to wreck it trying to make it go… To me that’s serious commitment to taking the checker…. Also, Justin is dedicated family man, his wife is not a trophy wife by any stretch, yet they are most always together after each race… In my view, Justine is 10x better than Sadler all day long…. Justin is not afraid to race,, not so with Sadler imo.. If Justin don’t win the xFinity Championship this year Ill be surprised…..

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  13. Drag racing legend Tom “The Mongoose” McEwen died yesterday.

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/motor/nhra/2018/06/11/tom-mcewen-mongoose-drag-racing-driver-dies/692592002/

    I had the please to have met and talked with Tom McEwen a couple of times back in my drag racing days back in the 1980’s when he came here to our local drag strip as an exhibition along with his funny car rival Don “The Snake” Prudhomme.

    Tom was really a nice man and so was Don Prudhomme.

    I got to hang around them (mostly Tom) for over an hour and they were not stuck up people at all.

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    1. I had the pleasure to meet Tom McEwen, not please! Danged auto correct!
      And he actually remembered me a year later when I saw him race at the US Nationals in Indy and I went to his hauler area.

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  14. Nascar continues its murder of the sport by constant rules changes and manipulations to achieve WHAT THEY WANT…..fans be damned…how dare they want good competitive racing !

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  15. Ya Gotta love it when Bad Brad takes out Cry Baby in first restart, few laps in. Granted both are Bush Whackers … and Id rather not see Cup Guys/Team in xFinity….

    Big hand to Bad Brad for that one ……

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    1. I’ve always liked Charles Durning.
      I never knew that he was a WW2 vet?
      He said pretty much the same thing as an uncle and a neighbor of mine about what they went through when they landed at Normandy. They wouldn’t get quite as detailed as Durning and they didn’t like being asked to tell the story and they avoided talking about it as much as possible.

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  16. What a sad pathetic country that we live in when they cancel the swimsuit competition in the Miss America pageant?

    That is as down right un-American as it gets!

    To hell with the all of PC police and SJW crybabies!

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    1. All is not totally lost… California may get a Republican Governor this fall…… GO FIGURE ……..

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      1. Yeah and it was always called a “beauty contest”? Go figure?

        Because now it hurts the weetle feewings and self esteem of the not so beautiful people and puts a stigma on those who are physically attractive and smart.

        I’ve read also they will now allow all women into the competition regardless of their physical appearance?

        So now as with the other failed PC BS being taught to our kids, “everyone gets a trophy!” now for just showing up. We’ve gotta stop that evil thing called competition! It hurts to lose and it’s so mean to recognize and award achievement of any kind because it’s excluding others who are not as fortunate!

        WHAAAAH! WHAAAAH! WHAAAAH!

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          1. Sounds to me like that all of these “competitions” are being advised by the very same idiot PR consultants that King Brian has hired?

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  17. I’m watching Indycar racing at Detroit.

    The pace car wrecked!

    The driver got on the gas too hard in a turn and the rear wheels spun and he crashed the frikkin’ Corvette pace car!

    When has that ever happened before?

    What a da da dumb ass!! πŸ˜€

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            1. All I can say is count how many Indy Cars in the field when he wrecked ….. That’s how many times he got called a ” Dumb Ass or Idiot”…… just saying

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              1. This guy is in charge of GM’s development?!
                Maybe this is why Chevy isn’t running so well in NA$CAR this year?
                LOL

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  18. Anyone see the Dale and Amy’s Renovation Show tonight… project from the Keys….. Not for nothing, but seems to me Amy is a reflection of Teresa years ago…. Was not surprised to watch Junior’s indulgence and have to think this is a lost financially…. given how much Junior messed
    up driving the Excavator, ripping out the water main. Amy crawls under the house to put jacks underneath while Junior watches and coaches ??? .. Not smart Junior…..just saying, women are like elephants, they never forget…..

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    1. Suspect given your experience with reality…. all the gloss over of things not shown would speak to how much was not told. I was surprised at 30 minute show the entire build …. Lots not shown, plus seeing Amy
      go under the house alone on day one to put Jacks under foundation to start the leveling process was a real hoot, Junior outside coaching from the side ……. WIMP… scared of spiders i’m guessing

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    1. Yeah, but they won’t take away his win?

      We just knew that the little jackwagon was cheating, even when he goes pissing in the kiddie pool. Real big man? Makes him feel all important?

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  19. FYI: Dale and Amy’s Renovation Reality airs on DIY Channel… part 1, Saturday night June 2nd at 9:00 P.M. xFinity shows 2 episodes, with #2 next Saturday 6/9th at 9… no idea how many episodes expected //

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  20. I just read on Junior’s twitter that John Andretti has cancer and it has returned and spread.

    I am SO DAMNED PISSED OFF of cancer in this world!

    If you all remember, John Andretti used to drive for DEI as well as be an Indycar racer.

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    1. John was originally diagnosed two years ago and at one time in full remission…. Sad to hear this…. I know he has worked with Sherry in some of her awareness campaigns … I am so lucky……God love me

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    1. Not trying to be the wet blanket here, but I know that river otters are so cute and all on TV, but I have watched them literally destroying dozens of large trophy bass at one of my favorite fishing lakes. They don’t even eat all of the fish they kill. They just take a few bites out of them then go back under the water and kill another, and another, and another, and another…. I wish that they had never released them into the lakes here in my state. They are more like rats and I have to resist the urge to beat them to death with an oar!

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        1. Thank you sweetie…

          As i grow older I find it amazing how people who have never met face-2-face can create real friendships……. But have to say and I really do believe this …. We can love someone and yet we don’t like them … That was a hard lesson for me to learn… a country boy that didn’t wear shoes in the summer time accept for Sundays….. Go figure ???

          Speaking of the real friendships I’ve gained here, one has to consider this site is doomed….. It’s not fair that RobBob incur’s the cost of maintaining this site and unfortunately, I’m not in a position to help fray that cost … It will be a sad day for me when these lights go out …

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    1. In honor of National Biscuit Day or National Beer Day…… (when ever that is).

      “Sometimes, when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed
      Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I did not drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, it is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
      ” Babe Ruth ”

      “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
      Paul Horning

      “24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not”.
      H. L. Mencken

      “When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
      When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
      So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven”.
      George Bernard Shaw, Irishman

      “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”.
      Benjamin Franklin

      “Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
      Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
      but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza”.
      Dave Barry

      β€œBeer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.”
      W. C. Fields

      Remember “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser.
      Professor Irwin Corey

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  21. Homelife
    An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, β€œWhat time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? ‘Dinner is cold and I’m not reheating it.” And on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of single malt scotch and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband’s client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. β€œThey’re not hanging Wright tonight,” she said. To which he whirled around and screamed, β€œFOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER STOP?”

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