NASCAR/Off-Topic Chat Room

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    1. It hit 86 here yesterday, today has possible showers and a high of 71, but I will buy in on Spring anyway. We can still see lots of snow in the mountains and that’s nice when you are feeling warm.

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  1. Just tuned into the race.

    Looks like the same ole shit as last weekend.

    Kryle and Hamlin 1st and 2nd with 18 to go.

    Glad that I didn’t waste my time watching the rest before this.

    Not gonna watch another Kryle victory or the burnout.

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    1. I am within sixty miles of Fontana and never once considered going to the race. Sad to say that even if it was an NBC one with Junior I probably would feel the same way. Nascar as I knew it is gone and Junior appears to have both feet in the shit pile with it.

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    2. Kryle gets his 200th win and is compared to Richard Petty while Kryle got most of his wins peeing in the kiddie’s pool and Petty got all of his racing against the big boys in the major league. Kryle isn’t fit to wash the King’s underwear.

      Very few people in the stands were cheering for Kryle as they were giving him the predictable ass kissing accolades for his “accomplishments”. Yes, I did happen to see it as I surfed the channels and had paused long enough to see the crap.

      Kryle even admitted that most of the fans hate him and he taunted them. And he still doesn’t understand why?

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  2. I made the mistake of watching the Phoenix race yesterday.

    I should have known better.

    Here I was hoping that Blaney would beat Kryle after leading all of those laps?
    BZZZT! WRONG!

    The fix was in.

    It was pathetic at how the Fox talking heads were all gushing about Kryle’s 200 wins, comparing him to Richard Petty who had won all of his while racing against the big boys in the major leagues while Kryle who was funded by giant corporations big money and tech was easily racking up all of his in the little leagues, peeing in the kiddie’s pool against the small underfunded mom and pop owned teams.

    Such a comparison is both disgusting an an insult to Richard Petty who raced real stock cars with little safety equipment, no AC, drove and won even with broken bones. He was never handed a booby prize championship after missing 11 damned races and half a season.

    Kryle isn’t fit to wash Petty’s shorts.

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    1. Would like to see the stat on how many of his wins were tainted by penalties after the fact !! And I do not consider truck wins even close to xfin races !!

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    1. Now that is one that I can get into!
      Did that last night!
      Wish that I could sleep a whole night through though? I wake up numerous times and have a hard time going back to sleep.

      Getting old ain’t any fun.

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      1. Love those old Italian secret recipes, my sister married into an Italian family and still had to wait years for her Mother In Law to share it.
        Funny thing about my German heritage no one ever wants anything to do with my family recipes, although a few neighbors have complained about the cooking smells over the years.

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  3. I apologize in advance to anyone this may offend. I think our crowd can handle stepping outside the PC box for a joke.
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    One dark night in a small town of Roselle Park, New Jersey a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink, the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

    When the first firefighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company president rushed to the fire chief and said, ‘All of our secret sausage recipes are in the vault in the center of the plant. They have to be saved so I will donate $50,000 to the fire company that brings them out and delivers them to me.’

    But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in because the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president announced that the offer to extricate the secret recipes was now $100,000!

    Suddenly from up the road, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the ancient fire engine of the nearby Peterstown section of Elizabeth, NJ.

    This fire department is composed mainly of retired Italian firefighters most well over the age of 65.

    To everyone’s amazement, the little run-down ancient fire engine, operated by these Italian firefighters, passed all the new high tech fire engines parked outside the plant, and drove straight into the middle of the inferno!

    Outside, the other firemen watched in amazement as the Italian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire as if they were fighting to save their own lives. Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret recipes.

    The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman accomplishment he was raising the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave elderly Italian firefighters.

    A TV news crew rushed in after capturing the event on film. The ‘on camera’ reporter asked the Italian fire chief, ‘What are you going to do with all that money?’

    ‘Wella,’ said Chief Pasquale De Luccinelli, the 70-year-old fire chief, ‘de fursta tinga we gonna do isza fixa de fockin brakes on dat fockinna truck!!’

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  4. Listened to radio today and who da thunk Brendan Gaughan has a better grasp of nascar’s problems than the big boys……the reason TV fans think the racing is boring is because tv only shows the top 3 or 4 plus their mancrushes….most of the action is now in the pack !!!

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  5. Listened to Nascar on Sirius this AM….Brendan Gaughan read my mind ! THe reason TV vir=ewers think the racing is boring is because we only see the top 3 or 4 cars and none of the passing and action that happens further back….who da thunk Brendan has a better grasp of nascar than all the talking heads !!!!!

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  6. Does anyone here follow the Dale Jr. download podcast? I tried watching a couple of older ones from the end of last season over the weekend and was really disappointed. The older ones I remember were really fun and interesting, the two I watched over the weekend were really boring just Junior and Mike Davis pontificating and A Dillner acting like an engineer or something. After the way Bob Dillner used to badmouth Junior when he was driving it that is a relative then Junior totally has no pride.

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  7. I tried to listen to the race today on Sirius XM which was a PRN/MRN broadcast.

    I had to turn it off.

    I was just plain ol’ super damn disgusted with the commentators with their constant bullshitting propaganda and selling selling selling selling selling selling selling us the frikkin’ race instead of simply telling us who was leading, who was passing, who was top ten, who was on and off the lead lap like they used to do before for decades.

    They would not shut the fuck up about “how good this race is!”, “It’s the best racing ever!”, “NA$CAR has really brought their game!” which were all obviously huge effing lies!
    They kept repeating that same bullshit over and over and over and over again and again and again.
    They were not passing much, no cautions, all green flag racing heats, etc. and that race as far as I could tell it was all BORING as shit!

    And of course as always, every 30 seconds it was “Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin Denny Hamlin” when he was running outside of the top ten for much of the part of the race that I had been listening to.

    Is it just me, folks?
    Am I just more intolerant or have they indeed gotten so effing ridiculous, shameless, hard selling propaganda whores anymore and talking down to us like they are programming us like we’re all stupid mind numbed robots with a 5 year old mentality? Selling us a huge stinly shit sandwich while telling us hundreds of times how yummy that it is?

    I can’t even enjoy listening to a damned race anymore by the God awful way that it has become!

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    1. It was even worse watching it , Rulez….could not stand more than a few minutes at a time….you are right about “selling” the race…it was so freakin’ BORING !!!!! Then they all LIE about how good it was …you could almost see their noses growing !!!!

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      1. Thank you Connie!

        I’m glad that I’m not alone is seeing how RIDICULOUS that this PR propaganda bullshit has become! Totally shameless lying!

        NA$CAR and PRN/MRN have become an UTTER DISGRACE anymore just like all of the rest!

        Dick Berggren who is one of the best commentators of all time in my opinion would be outraged with all of this never ending sales pitch bullshit propaganda!

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        1. May God bless you, Connie!
          And everyone else here too!

          Our world has truly become so very screwed up indeed.

          The incessant brainwashing propaganda and selling has become so damned obvious that it is not only become so very offensive and insulting, it has begun sucking almost all of the fun out of everything in life too!

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          1. And after today, I can truly say that because of all the paid PR propaganda, that I truly HATE HATE HATE ANYTHING that has to do with Denny Hamlin and that I HATE Denny Hamlin with a passion TOO!! Screw that undeserving fake hyped up POS! And FedEx and Gibbs too!
            And even more so Kryle Bouche!

            I was so HAPPY to hear him pissing and moaning in the post race interview as he was lamenting, crying, bitching, pissing and moaning once again that he didn’t fucking win!

            WHAAAAAH!!!!
            WHAAAAAH!!!!
            WHAAAAAH!!!!

            BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😛

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      1. Sorry to hear about that, it sure has been a strange winter. If you want a chuckle I moved back to the desert from coastal
        Florida and got evacuated for a flash flood a couple of weeks ago. No damage but the irony is not lost on me.

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    1. It sure worked for Kez to win his championship after he cried like the little buck toothed bitch that he is and the HMS rear trailing arm mods that were all perfectly legal, well until he whined to NA$CAR to make them illegal after the fact?

      If you can’t beat ’em, just whine and cry to have NA$CAR to cut off their nuts!

      I like Larson, but that kind of crybaby shit is a real deal breaker to me.

      HMS didn’t even win the fucking race? And he still whines like a Kryle Bouche?

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  8. An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat.

    He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

    The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, “Hey old man, have you ever danced?”

    The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, “No, I never did dance–and just never wanted to.”

    A crowd had gathered quickly and the gunslinger grinned and said, “Well, you old fool, you’re gonna’ dance now,” and started shooting at the old man’s feet. The old prospector, in order to not get a toe blown off or his boots perforated, was soon hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet and everybody was laughing fit to be tied.

    When the last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers back. The loud, audible double clicks carried clearly through the desert air.

    The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds, too, and he turned around very slowly. The quiet was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. He found it hard to swallow. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man’s hands.

    The old man said, “Son … have you ever kissed a mule’s rear?”

    The young bully swallowed hard and said, “No, but I’ve always wanted to.”

    There are two lessons for us all here:
    1. Don’t waste ammunition.
    2. Don’t mess with older people.

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  9. Anyone watch the race this weekend ? Not terribly impressed with “new package” …good thing I like golf…my remote gets a workout . Turned off the trucks cuz Krylie was in it ; then his clone had won the xfinity race….boring.Come on Baseball !!!!

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    1. I stuck to my decision to no longer watch races, however, while flipping channels I stopped long enough to see that DW finally stopped coloring his hair. I think that putting the people involved in making and applying the dye is not fair, we need to keep up jobs in this country.

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    2. Nope.
      I didn’t watch a second of it at all.
      Only saw on the news that Kez had won it after it was over.
      Big whoopty deal? Right? Almost as bad as if Kryle or Dummy Hamster had won.

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  10. February 23, 1945
    Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima is an iconic photograph taken by Joe Rosenthal on February 23, 1945, which depicts six United States Marines raising a U.S. flag atop Mount Suribachi, during the Battle of Iwo Jima, in World War II. The photograph was first published in Sunday newspapers on February 25, 1945.

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  11. Well, THAT FINISH TOTALLY SUCKED ASS!
    FUCK TURDOTA AND FUCK JOE GIBBS AND HIS DRIVERS TOO!

    Won only by attrition!

    It wouldn’t surprise me if it was rigged because JD died.

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  12. I hate that a HMS or Chevy driver didn’t win but at least Krylie didn’t. If a Toyota was gonna win I didn’t mind seeing JD Gibbs car win the 500.

    Have a good week everyone.

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