NASCAR/Off-Topic Chat Room

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  1. A Guy is sitting at a bar when this Blonde Walks in ……..

    This guy is sitting at a bar when a blonde walks in and asks if the vacant stool alongside him is taken.
    He said, “no, have a seat.” The blonde sat and ordered a beer.
    The guy was watching tv just as the late-night news came on and the lead story was a guy standing on the edge of the tallest building in the city, threatening to jump.
    The blonde says to the guy, “I’ll bet you twenty bucks the guy doesn’t jump.
    The guy says, “I’ll take that bet.” She slides a twenty toward him and he puts his twenty in..
    No sooner than they seal the deal, the guy on the roof does a near perfect swan dive off the building.
    The blonde turns to the guy and said, “DAMN! Oh well, I Believe in paying my debts. You win the bet. Here’s my twenty.”
    The guy slides it back to her and said, ” Honey, I can’t take your money. I saw this on the five o’clock news.”
    The blonde said, ” Yeh, I saw it then too but I didn’t think the guy would do it twice.”

    The guy kept her money.

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  2. Learning to cuss

    Two brothers a 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are out playing in the yard.
    The 6-year-old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started
    learning to cuss”. The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
    The 6-year-old continues, “When we go in for lunch I’m gonna say
    something with hell and you say something with ass”.
    The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

    When mom calls them in and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for lunch, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have a PB&J”.
    WHACK!
    He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and
    runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping
    his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can
    stay there until I let you out!”

    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with a
    stern voice, “And what do YOU want for lunch, young man?”

    “I don’t know”, he blubbers, “but you can bet your ass it won’t be a PB&J”..

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  3. Glad I didn’t waste time watching the Cup race (well I have no cable TV so..).
    Another Gibbs Turdota stinkfest, 20 car wins.

    I don’t have much hope to see any Chevies win when I’m at Ky Speedway in July.

    Oh well. I hope that the weather is nice and that I can drink as much beer as I like without any health issues for those 4 days that I will be there?

    Beer makes bad TV better, so maybe it could for a few races on a vacation?

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    1. Had to drive up to LA today, so forgetting there was a race was easy, even when I went through Fontana Nascar didn’t cross my mind. I guess Brian France old fan cure is working on me.

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  4. Welp, I just bought infield camping and tickets to the triple header at Ky Speedway this July.

    I know, it will probably be another stinking Turdotafest?

    But I support my home track (even though it is sponsored by Turdota sadly enough) and I need a vacation in the worst way. I’ll just wear my Chevy Bowtie hat and shirt there every day and flip off the Turdota fans in an act of defiance and contempt.

    Hopefully I will be able to enjoy it more this year because my RV should not need any major work other than the usual good cleaning and washing from sitting over the winter under a cover.

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    1. I can say that I hardly blame any sponsor from stepping away from anything to do with NA$CAR anymore?

      Why pay the big bucks to get their name on obscure pay extra for “premium” cable/satellite TV that nobody watches anymore or on the sides of race cars racing at race tracks with mostly empty seats?

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  5. Another BORINNNNNNNNNNG race….and I finally figured out that Rick buys his 48 cars from a backwoods used car lot in the NC mountains !! What a shameful way to treat a 7 time champion , giving him totally inferior equipment and personnel .

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    1. I bet after putting Junior into mediocre cars with crew chiefs like Lance Rick figured that it didn’t impact Juniors market share he thinks that is a suitable business plan for HMS, give Chase the good stuff and let the chips fall for the others.

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  6. Junior tweeting about when his dad won the Busch championship that he had rented out a hotel ballroom in California. Ron Howard had a room there and was bitching about how loud that the music was at their celebration. Dale Sr. told the concierge to tell Ron to either join the party or find another hotel. ๐Ÿ˜€

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  7. Michigan race was rained out Sunday.
    It’s supposed to run at 5PM EDT Monday on FS1 where not many can watch it either.
    It is still raining there at 6 AM Monday as I type this.

    Biff came back out of retirement to race in a Kryle Bouche truck and he won it.
    Yipee… NOT.

    Kryle said before the race that if anyone cannot get it done in one of his trucks that they aren’t much of a driver.

    Way to reassure and boost up the Biffster’s confidence there, Kryle?

    You have no sense of tact or decency at all, Kryle.

    This is why so many despise you.

    You are still very much a childish prick and an asshole.

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    1. Kryle was saying this about his newest drivers as he was criticizing them all in a press conference.

      Gees Kryle, you scrutinize and criticize these kids in such a fashion, but yet when you were their age at the same point in your own career trying to win some races you sure weren’t much of a success in comparison like these guys are in that same amount of time, you arrogant hypocrite?

      We won’t ever forget all of those times that you spun out and crashed so many cars all by yourself while you were driving the HMS #5 car and while racing in the Busch cars and trucks too, you little dickweed.

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      1. Kryle, your wife had to have married you for only the money, because I don’t see how that anyone could put up with your self absorbed childish assbag personality for any other reason if do you act that way towards them as you do others in public?

        I feel sorry for your kid.

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  8. Had D-Day ceremonies on all day the last 2 days. Yes, it was hard. I don’t remember feeling so deeply the actual emotions those young boys were facing that day. Something broke through this year. Cried a lot.
    God bless all our vets and all our past heros. Something about when Trump said “our beloved dead”. Heard the people in the French countryside are still appreciating our soldiers and they volunteer to help keep up the grave sites.

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          1. Thanks, Chandrika, obviously I have a hair trigger on the subject. Having been once hit with a peace sign in the sixties when in the Corps,(albeit in the peoples’ republic of Cambridge, Mass) I suspect that there may have been as many in the past, but today’s circumstances and the use of social media make them more apparent.

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        1. When I said snowflakes, I wasn’t talking about those who are in the military since and now at all (as you may have taken that as?), but instead today’s youth in general. They are helpless wimps in comparison to the greatest generation.

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          1. I know so many that cannot even change a tire on a car or even change the oil or know how to even fix anything in their homes. No all of them are this way, but most of them are.
            So many of them are all hands off and helpless doing things that us baby boomers do.
            Yet they will know everything about their cell phones and video games?

            My nephew is amazed at how much that I and my brother can do for ourselves (calls us renaissance men) while he has to hire most everything done outside of setting up a computer system (which he at a young age had learned from my brother how to do). I grew up in a family that never could afford to hire anyone to fix or do things for us. Necessity and no money is the creator of learning to do things for yourself. The greatest generation lived that way and that was pretty much the case for most up until the baby boomers.

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  9. RIP Doctor John
    Grammy-winning American singer Dr John has died at the age of 77 after suffering a heart attack.

    The New Orleans-born musician died on Thursday, according to a message posted on his official Twitter account.

    The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame singer combined the genres of blues, pop, jazz, boogie woogie and rock and roll.

    A statement said: “Towards the break of day June 6, iconic music legend Malcolm John Rebennack, Jr, known as Dr John, passed away of a heart attack.”

    It added: “The family thanks all whom shared his unique musical journey & requests privacy at this time. Memorial arrangements will be announced in due course.”

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    1. Sitting here watching the ceremonies from Normandy , crying…thinking of all the loss and bravery and sacrifice ..wondering how we can get that America back ,out of the hands of the corrupt and immoral people in our government today.

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  10. Glad that I did not waste my time watching the race today because Kryle Bouche won.
    Truex had a DNF.

    I miss the good ole days before everythimg was always rigged to favor turdota.

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      1. I just bought a brand new set of Goodyear Wrangler Adventure tires for my truck.

        Rides like it’s floating on air now.

        Great set of tires! ๐Ÿ˜€

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          1. Yep!

            And I was able to pass all of the rush hour traffic from a lap down with 3 to go for the win to the interstate exit ramp home! Ran ‘er up to 100 MPH for a real through test! ๐Ÿ˜€

            I was singing Metallica lyrics with a paraphrase: “Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme 4 fresh tires! UUUH!”

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  11. Have a great Memorial day, my friends! ๐Ÿ™‚

    I know that the premise for this day is a somber one, but enjoy what all of these great Americans have given to us from their sacrifice.

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  12. Sucks that a Gibbs turdota won, but at least it was the least objectionable of his drivers. Sucks hearing the gushfest for Joe Gibbs hall of fame, the phony.
    BUT, Hamster wrecked out, Jones wrecked out, Kryle didn’t win, so there was a bright side I reckon? Chase gave it hell today, did not have the car to win.

    After watching Truex so easily out accelerate everyone on every restart, I’m convinced they are cheating and are hiding/masking their extra horsepower because the car wasn’t turning all that much better than everyone else’s.

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  13. HA HA!
    The Bouche brothers ran into one another!
    Kryke got his right lower rocker panel peeled open and Kurt lost his left front fender! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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  14. I was wondering why DW was getting all misty eyed when he said his usual “boogity boogity boogity” tonight.

    It’s because it’s his last time covering the Coke 600 and his last time on Fox broadcast TV tonight.
    Rest of the races are on FS1 until June 30 when NBC takes over.

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  15. Well, it looks like rain is in the forecast all day for Indy, so I’ve decided not to make the trip up to Indianapolis for the 500 this year.

    I don’t want to drive up there, buy a ticket and wait in my truck for most of the day watching the rain hit my windshield instead of race cars zipping around the track.

    I’m so sick and tired of these constant monsoon seasons that we’ve been having in this part of the country for the last 3 years that I could effin’ SCREAM!

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    1. That sucks. The weather out there really has been crazy this year. Even here is a bit off we have had a string of days in the ’70s and 80s and you can see snow on the mountains at about six thousand feet. But two weeks ago we hit 100.

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    2. Looks like the weatherman cheated you out of watching a great Indy 500.

      How is it Roger Penske owns the #22 Chevy that Simon Pagenaud won with but in NASCAR he is always promoting the blue oval of Ford?

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      1. Yep.
        If I had gone it would have poured down buckets.
        Because I didn’t it was sunny and blue skies for the most part.
        It’s pouring down here at home right now though. Go figure?

        That was a helluva race!
        You’ll never see that kind of passing back and forth in NA$CAR, well not anymore because they won’t allow cars that can do that now. It’s all IROC equal now except for Turdota’s extra allowed fixes.
        Pagenaud and Rossi are both awesome drivers!
        But, I was pulling for THE BOW TIE POWER to win it and it did! ๐Ÿ˜€

        Indy cars are allowed a “kill mode” to crank up the most horsepower but it quickly consumes the engine. That’s what made it even more exciting.

        NA$CAR could learn a lot from Indycar by letting them race and have some advantages over one another instead of manufacturing and rigging everything for their desire.

        I say that NA$CAR should allow nitrous oxide to be used in the Cup series.
        Just one bottle only. Use it at their discretion at any time in the race.
        That would be their “kill mode”. A burst of power that won’t last for long that could destroy the engine but would make for a helluva exciting finish! This is like when they allowed each team one set of extra soft super sticky tires at a road race a few years ago. Just ONE set only.

        This would work.

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          1. His crew had put ethanol with some other unauthorized oxygenation additives into their fuel is what I’ve heard over the years? Maybe even some nitromethane (AKA liquid dynamite or hydrazine which has been banned) like top fuel dragsters use?

            Jet (turbine) fuel (Jet A or Jet A-1) is actually kerosene and won’t work well in any gasoline piston engine.
            It would detonate and ping due to low octane (ignites way too soon and burns too fast under compression) . Now jet fuel would run good in a diesel engine because diesel engines require fast ignition and fast burning cetane instead of octane.

            Gasoline race engines need a slower burning/harder to ignite fuel so that the combustion/burn mostly occurs while the piston is on the down stroke instead of exploding instantly under compression on the up stroke before the piston/crank ever reaches the top without any ignition spark (dieseling).

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    1. Grow the sport? Yeah, right!
      BULL SHIT!
      These are not the droids that you’re looking for! Move along!
      That Jedi mind trick doesn’t work on anyone but the weak minded!

      The France family owns both NA$CAR and ISC already. We weren’t born yesterday. This nothing but a trick to subvert anti-trust and monopoly laws that have always kept these entities legally separated.

      The sport is dying quickly and they know it too. This is nothing but an attempt to fuck Bruton Smith out of all of his tracks having anymore races so that the greedy France family can take what’s left of the money made at those race tracks that they do not own. They are in no way planning to build any new tracks anywhere or do they have any realistic chance to get new fans at all. Anyone who believes NA$CAR’s claims on any of this shit is a sucker!
      Yet another Jedi mind trick.

      Fuck the France family and fuck NA$CAR!

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