NASCAR/Off-Topic Chat Room

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  1. Hmm, did I miss some drama?

    Junior has these up on his twitter site:

    Bowyer went and punched out the driver of the #6 car? WTF?

    Larson parting the cars like Moses did the Red Sea with Harvick looking like a punk harassing and pushing him all the way?

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    1. Bowyer with the left right left right looked like a “Rock em Sock em” robot! ๐Ÿ˜€

      HAHAHAHAHAHA! He wasn’t doing any damage!

      It was against Ryan Newman in the 6 car!

      Bowyer would be the coward to do that while No Neck was still seat belted into his car and couldn’t get him back!

      If No Neck were out of his car, he would have pulverized Bowyer into stain on the pavement.

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    1. HMS had piss poor showings too it looks like.

      I didn’t watch the race, no cable TV and I did not care to stream NOL with the piss poor camera shots.

      Instead I watched MeTV/Svengoolie showing Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein.

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  2. The Bottle of Wine
    For all of you who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you were not married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine.

    Fred was driving home from one of his business trips in Arizona when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road.

    As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the man if he would like a ride.

    With a silent nod of thanks, the elderly Navajo got into the car.

    Resuming the journey, Fred tried – in vain – to make a bit of small talk…

    The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Fred.

    “What’s in the bag?” asked the old man.

    Fred looked down at the brown bag and said: “It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife.

    The Navajo was silent for another moment or two. Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said:

    “Good trade . . . .”

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  3. Junior will be driving the Corvette pace car at the Indy 500 this next weekend.

    I will be there.

    Here I thought that I’d never in person see Junior drive again? :p

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  4. Heart-warming lawyer story

    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he
    saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he
    ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

    He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?”

    “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
    “We have to eat grass.”

    “Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed
    you,” the lawyer said.

    “But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are
    over there eating grass under that tree.”

    “Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.

    Turning to the second poor man he stated, “You may come with
    us, also.

    The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I
    also, have a wife and six children with me!”

    “Bring them all as well,” the lawyer answered.

    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a
    car as large as the limousine.

    Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer
    and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all
    of us with you.”

    The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my
    place. The grass is almost a foot high.”

    C’mon… did you really think there was such a thing as a
    heart-warming lawyer story?

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        1. Then they would have given that tax money to the wealthiest white collar criminal corporations and certain groups of the most deviant freakish mentally ill people out there to get them all into politics and to get their votes as well. Anything against the normal moral law abiding everyday working middle class especially.

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    1. Sad, another great talent that may be impossible to find a comparable alternative.
      I often watch old episodes of The Carol Burnette Show with Harvey Korman and Tim Conway,
      I dare anyone to keep a straight face when watching them.

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  5. One morning, the husband returns the boat to their
    lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and
    decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
    She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her
    feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and
    solitude are magnificent.
    Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He
    pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good
    morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
    “Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t
    that obvious?”).
    “You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs
    her.
    “I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m
    reading.”
    “Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all
    I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to
    take you in and write you up.”
    “If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with
    sexual assault,” says the woman.
    “But I haven’t even touched you,” says the Game
    Warden.
    “That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For
    all I know you could start at any moment.”
    “Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

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    1. No joke, when I was a teenager I did have a game warden once attempt to write me a ticket for illegal deer hunting when I was at my grandpa’s house sighting in a rifle that I had bought. I wasn’t hunting nor in the field at all and was shooting at the target as he drove right into the yard (to the shock and surprise of my grandpa because this was private property). I had on my mechanic’s coveralls and my plywood target was sitting right there in plain sight in front of me with the many holes that I had obviously put into it. That still did not register with the low IQ moron game warden or his sidekick stupid shit.
      They wrote me a ticket for “not wearing hunter orange” when again I was not even hunting!
      I was at the house shooting at a plywood target right there in the freaking fenced in back yard in the country and they saw this!

      I had my uncle who was a country deputy to make a phone call to the state capitol explaining to a judge that he knew what really happened and then lying game warden moron’s ticket was taken off of the computer about 10 minutes later after he had turned it in.

      I have also had numerous encounters with police officers who were every bit as damned stupid as game warden moron and his sidekick stupid shit.

      It’s no secret that they intentionally hire people with IQs of 100 or less to become police officers these days. They seemed to have done the same back in the 1980’s when I had my dealings with these “geniuses”.

      So that clever joke above brings back old memories for me.

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      1. On New Year’s Eve around 1970, I was living in a little beach town just outside Boston, around 11 PM I took the dog down to the beach for a run before going out for the night. It is 11PM and about 15 degrees out, over the sea wall comes an MDC policeman looking to ticket me for breaking the leash law on a beach that had probably seen a human in at least a day. All alone with a big German Shepard, I had a hard time convincing myself not to let the dog do her thing.
        A dummy with a badge is still a dummy.

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  6. Dover race was rained out in case anyone didn’t already know.
    It will run tomorrow at 12:00 noon PM EDT.

    I didn’t attempt to watch it anyhow, just checked NOL to see if it ever ran and who won.

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    1. That was my fault, I was flipping around channels and stopped t\on Fox during the pace laps and made it stop. P.S. I think the makeup person doesn’t like Jeff Gordon very much, he had on more rouge than Krusty the Clown.

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    2. Truex won it in his Turdota. BFD.

      At least the Chevies made decent showings and owned the top 10!
      Bowman finished 2nd in the 88. All four HMS teams did well for a change.

      I’m still shocked that JJ isn’t doing any better than the newbies? He didn’t forget how to kick ass? His cars have not been that great thanks to NA$CRAP’s constant meddling with the rules against Chevy.

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      1. Sometimes I get the feeling that HMS is greasing the skids to get rid of him…cannot believe his team is incapable of something better than a 12th place car.

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        1. Yeah, could be true because all of the other drivers who make the BIG BIG bucks have left because there was no more money like they were getting before King Brian had steered the sport off into the poor house.

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          1. Not out of the realm of possibility, I have seen companies cast away good talent to reduce payroll and not be prepared for the negative impact. Johnson’s success was a big winner for HMS, if I was running the show the main goal would be to get him retirement as a champion.

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  7. Yesterday was my late hubby’s birthday…my daughter texted me she bet the longest shot on the board in memory of him…Country House !!! This is my daughter who had cancer …told her Dad pushed Maximum Security to give her a present for his birthday !

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  8. Junior is here for his 1st Kentucky Derby!

    He was just on WAVE 3 TV only 4 minutes ago!

    He was wearing a white undershirt. They must have caught him as it looked like he was in a RV lot on the backside of the Downs?

    He was all smiles and was looking forward to today’s activities.

    The reporter gave him two buttons to wear, one saying “It’s my 1st derby!”

    I hope that he meets up with Kid Rock (Robbie Ritchie) who is here every year. Those two would hit it off for good times.
    I think they have met before?

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      1. Junior is doing an excellent job with his TV spots. Much better than all of the past talking heads. He doesn’t say the usual stupid shit like most have in the past that obviously did not know anything about the sport. He has done his homework for sure.
        I’m impressed!

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      1. Reminded me of the Kryle Bouche 1st Cup championship that was handed to him.

        Go figure it would be the #20 horse (Gibbs) that was handed the undeserved win?

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  9. On the coldest day of the year, the guys wife called him at work and said, “Honey, the windows frozen.”
    Her husband replied, pour lukewarm water on it. That should help.”

    Ten minutes later his wife called back and said, “Did what you said and now we’re screwed. The computer doesn’t do anything!”

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  10. Justifiable shooting.

    GARDEN SNAKES CAN BE DANGEROUS…

    Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here’s why.

    A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.

    It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.

    She let out a very loud scream.

    The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.

    He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

    His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance.

    The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out.

    About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That’s when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

    The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

    But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa.

    The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.

    The neighbor’s wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband’s mouth on the woman’s mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

    The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man’s throat.

    By now, the police had arrived.

    They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake!

    The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

    Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.

    The other policeman tried to beat out the flames and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.

    Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

    Time passed! Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world.

    A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night.

    And that’s when he shot her.

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    1. Sounds like my day today !!!! We all have those days……but…….snakes in the house? Wife’s fault !!!

      When was was caring for Mom, I would wait for her to fall asleep at night to go take my bath upstairs. Every time (almost) in the middle of the bath she would SCREAM “Bonnie” from downstairs and I would run down naked thinking something was terribly wrong. She would always say “I didn’t know where you were and wanted to make sure you were okay.” Running around naked is NOT my thing altho I believe BBB enjoys doing it.

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  11. Watched Logano and Roger Penske at the White House yesterday. Trump invited the whole crew to the Lincoln bedroom..lol. One Nascar reporter said it was worth watching just to hear, for the first time, someone call Roger Penske — “Raj” !!! Trump is so Queens !!! I miss New York City.

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  12. Gees!
    One would have thought that Junior would have congratulated Chase on his Dega and first Cup series win on twitter?
    As of now he’s said nothing about it or Bowman finishing 2nd.
    WTF Junior? Come on, man! You’re slippin’!

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  13. SIREN IS SOUNDING AT THE DAWSONVILLE POOL HALL RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

    CONGRATS CHASE ELLIOT!!!!!
    CLOSED THE DEAL FOR THE WIN FOR HMS AND GOOD OLE CHEVROLET!

    THANK YOU ALEX BOWMAN FOR THE 2ND PLACE FINISH AND HELPING CHASE TO WIN !

    AND AS ALWAYS… TURDOTA CAN SUCK IT!

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  14. Good Sunday Morning Dale Jr Nation !!!

    I sure wish Dale Jr was still running Talladega….

    I wonder is HMS’s qualifying effort this weekend was by design or if the last minute rule changes caught them off guard. This is the worst starting positions I have seen out of HMS at a plate track in a long time.

    Have a great weekend !!!

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    1. I lost one of my favorite cousins to cancer this last Tuesday. He made the family not to tell anyone that he had it since last October so the news was sudden. The funeral was Saturday. He was only 60 years old. He used to work with lots of toxic agricultural chemicals for decades. He said those caused it. At least he remembered what I had told him about what huge gross mistakes that were made on my mother with her treatment and he avoided most of the horrible painful death. He went suddenly and peacefully and didn’t waste away not being able to eat. He suffered little pain (only bedridden for 2 and a half days instead of weeks) by refusing most treatment and just letting it take it’s natural course like my grandma did because the treatments usually cause much more suffering than the disease itself. He had refused chemo therapy upon learning that it was terminal because of what I had said about mom’s chemo caused horror and how they kept her alive when they should not have as she died from neutropenic sepsis caused by the chemo wiping out her entite immune system (white blood cell production) instead of cancer. His cancer spread to his lungs and small cell lung cancer rapidly consumes sodium (salt). When the sodium level drops below 100 there is a sudden weakness and the heart just stops. A very merciful practically painless passing. Not like the horror that my parents went through. I thank God for my cousin’s peaceful passing and curse cancer and the cruel barbaric expensive treatments that man has for it.
      I am still convinced that there is a cure and better treatments for it but big money and greed are blocking those from us all.
      I am so angry, sick and tired of this awful disease. I cannot watch TV or listen to the radio for 15 minutes without getting another reminder from commercials selling crap over it.

      May God rest Junior’s mother and their family.

      Sorry for the rant, but maybe it might help someone out there to not suffer as much like my mother and father did.

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  15. Joey Lovano should have punted Truex for the win like he did before.

    Another disgusting rout by Gibbs Turdota.

    I only watched parts of the race.
    I spent most of my time upon a roof downtown watching the Thunder Over Louisville air show and fireworks show which opens the Kentucky Derby.

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    1. Well, I missed another race, at one point I saw a leaderboard showing Krylie leading and kept searching for something more interesting and less predictable like maybe an infomercial for FlexSeal or Medicare Supplement insurance.

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        1. My eyes have focusing problems trying to look at the tiny screen for very long.
          I find myself staring down my nose to get it to stay in focus after a few minutes then it takes a half hour for my focus to fully return to normal afterward. I don’t wear glasses and don’t need them, but the time it takes for focusing from near to far is increasing. My working at a desk job all day indoors now staring at computer screens and writing in a log book sure isn’t helping me to to stay fit, but it’s a much safer job than I used to have.

          I hate getting old (body not as it used to be). ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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  16. Happy National Pet Day ! I would love a dog but don’t have what it takes to care for it properly. But had lots of pets/friends as a child back in the day when my farmer parents said they couldn’t come in the house.

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    1. Exactly as I had expected and predicted.

      I clicked to NOL to watch the beginning of the 3rd stage and knew that it was going to end up that way. Truly disgusting indeed, but not surprising at all. This is all 100% NA$CRAP’s fault as it was all their doing.

      Might as well turn that place into a museum because now it’s done as a once super popular NA$CRAP track.

      I’d rather go to a, NHRA or IHRA drag race event there than any NA$CRAP race there now.

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  17. Christopher Bell wins the Xfinity race at Bristol ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™‚๐™ž๐™—๐™—๐™จ ๐™๐™ช๐™ง๐™™๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™– ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™–๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ก๐™ข๐™ค๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™š๐™ข๐™ฅ๐™ฉ๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™–๐™™๐™ž๐™ช๐™ข.

    Who didn’t see that coming?

    https://www.nascar.com/video/franchise/xfinity-race-recap/see-how-christopher-bell-was-money-at-bristol/

    See for yourself? Only the one section of the front grandstands was even open there!
    Only about a tenth of the crowd?

    PATHETIC!

    BUT IT WAS FAN JUSTICE!

    Kryle didn’t race in it for once to deliberately pee into the kiddie’s pool and drive away even more fans?
    WTF?
    Did NA$CAR finally tell that bobble headed shit that he’s causing the big drop in attendance there and to sit this one out?

    My bet is that the Cup race won’t have hardly anymore fans attending it either?

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      1. Great idea!

        But at this point, they’d have to pay me to go and watch a Krylefest Turdota race there.

        I’d feel as if I were incurring “damages” in the form of a colossal waste of my time and my intelligence being repeatedly insulted which means that I ought to be monetarily compensated for it.
        They’d have to pay ME!

        LOL!

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    1. It’s not like we’re going to get anyone any better?

      LOL, I’m just sayin’? But, I know what you mean because DW has always been Turdota’s biggest paid cheerleader since day one.

      I’ve always liked DW’s enthusiasm. Plus, he was nice to me and my friends (one who was there who is handicapped) in person in Martinsville our first time there too, so I’ve got sort of a soft spot for him for that.

      I remember once upon a time when I thought that it couldn’t get any worse than listening to Benny Parsons commentating while he was often drunk on the air?

      Boy was I ever wrong?

      I’d take BP back any ole time! LOL!

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      1. And one more note, I think that even DW has come to realize and indirectly acknowledge that this sport is DEAD (and was killed by the greedy France family/corporations with their Anti-American globalist political correctness agendas) and and is going broke fast.

        He is exiting gracefully like it’s most popular drivers before it’s completely dead and buried.

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  18. Well, well, it’s Bristol time again!

    Time for another “delightful” Kryle Bouche sweep to keep those seats as emptied out as possible? Horray!

    And it’s not even on free TV yet again? Awesome!

    NASCRAP deserves to go broke.

    I only feel a bit sorry for Bruton Smith (well, because he’s a billionaire, so why feel very sorry for a billionaire?) and the rest who own operate and work at/for Bristol. None of this is their fault yet they will be losing big money and probably their jobs due to the infinite PC wisdom of the boy King Brian France and the rest of his family who loathe the original fans with much contempt (yet covet just their hard earned money) as they prefer urban city slickers for fans, preferably non whites and foreigners.

    I never regret not bothering to go to races at Bristol anymore, even while once upon a time only a decade ago it used to be so much fun to camp and party there.

    Another fun tradition ruined by sheer greed and political correctness from a rich arrogant family and their American tradition hating greedy corporate masters.

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    1. Yes, I am bitter about losing yet another favorite fun past time due to no fault of my own.

      It seems that we the normal working class are having so many of our fun and favorite past times being deliberately taken away from us by a handful of assholes in power that hate us and expect/force us to pay for them and everything else that they want and we do just that.

      There is little left over to do or look forward to now that is fun? They have wrecked practically every sport or form of entertainment that there is with their scripted rigged sick perverted offensive PC bullshit!.

      Many out there are REALLY sick and tired of it all and are about to really lose it if they don’t back the fuck off already!

      I guess that’s enough of the soapbox ranting for now?

      I feel better, some.

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